The Pussy Fountainhead
If you ever use the phrase "pussy fountain," it had better refer to this.
As a regular chronicler of the Manosphere, I’m used to reading a lot of truly horrifying shit. But even by Manosphere standards, the following stood out. It’s from our good pal Ferdinand Bardamu of In Mala Fide, who felt the need to end a recent post by putting this image in my brain:
Among my friends, all of us are splashing in the pussy fountain. Some are sipping, others are gulping, but none of us are thirsty or dehydrated.
So now it’s in your brain, too!
In case you’re wondering, this came from a post in which our intrepid pussy fountain splasher argued that men
shouldn’t trust men who can’t get laid — they are opportunists who will betray you for the slimmest chance of scoring some pussy. … I wouldn’t be friends with a man who was perennially hopeless with the ladies. I might empathize with him, but I wouldn’t want to be near him. So you should live your life as well.
After reading this, I instantly developed a similar policy of my own. I don’t want to have anything to do with guys who refer to sex as “splashing in the pussy fountain.” In fact, I’d really prefer that there were no such guys.
Like this:
Posted on January 15, 2012, in creepy, kitties, men who should not ever be with women ever, PUA, vaginas. Bookmark the permalink. 174 Comments.
Oh god…
There’s just so much wrong with this…
So he’s into watersports, then?
I’d almost go over there just to see what kind of meltdown ensued, given the amount of crying these guys do over not getting enough sex.
I’m astounded at the level of hatred and distrust these guys show towards women, other men and especially themselves when they start subscribing to market theory or game. Do these guys all suffer from severe narcissistic wounding or what?
Well, I am waiting for my paint to dry..so I guess I’ll check out what the response was to the dude with plenty…
Semi off-topic, but I was just listening to The Doors, People are Strange. One of the lyrics made me think of MRAs in general and MRAL in particular;
“Women seem wicked, when you’re unwanted”
Those wicked ladies who don’t want to have sex with the nice guys…
Wetherby: My first thought, too. Actually, my fist thought was: “It really doesn’t work that way. At all.” Then a few seconds later, “Unless you’re into watersports, I guess.”
Definitely not what.
I don’t grasp the need for these elaborate but tawdry clichés for sexual acts: the late-of-this-blog but not lamented Monsieur Om Nom had to mystify talking about rimming by “tossing the salad”, and for many other acts there are similarly ludicrous phrases: at high school I recall hearing cunnilingus being described by guys as “dining at the Y” which made no sense whatsoever, until explained (thinking of a cursive y won’t help). I tend to think these purveyors of banal phrases must be stuck in a juvenile frame of mind, talking in code amongst like-minded fools.
@Xanthe
Well, to be fair, tossing the salad is a pretty popular phrase in N America. I think it was popularized (at least among my generation) by Oz and Chris Rock
Maybe they don’t mean a single pussy, but lots at once. Kind of like the cock carousel. But with pussies. When the cock carousel and the pussy fountain are in the same place it’s called a crotch carnival. And the ticket prices are based on your Alpha, Beta, or Omega status. The funhouse is a rickety computer with Windows 95 running the Manosphere, and only the Manosphere. The barkers, of course, are trolls.
@Jessonian: You owe me a liter of brain bleach
@Crumbelievable: Yeah, I threw up in my mouth a little when I re-read my comment. Sorry about that.
Is the “pussy fountain” supposed to be like Tubgirl?
This is just so so gross on so many levels.
I lol’d at Jessonian’s “crotch carnival” though.
Jessonian, that’s awesome!
Jessonian: it’s the biggest event of the year for me. But the cleanup afterwards is a bitch. I typically have to repaint about half of my roosters, and replace a couple of my poles.
This article seems to be making the rounds on the manosphere, with our lovely MRA friends gloating about the wimminz dying. The general sentiment is “HAW HAW that’s what you get for asking for equal rights!” http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2086928/Costa-Concordia-Sinking-cruise-ship-survivors-nightmare-scenes.html#ixzz1jZ3xTBRG
Personally I don’t care. If I’m on a ship and it’s gonna sink I will fight like hell to get a lifeboat. As I’d expect of everyone else. If I live, I live, if I die, I die. I’d rather have equal rights than my “women and children first” privileges, especially since a boat sinking is a pretty rare incidence. And even if it wasn’t I’d still rather have equal rights. I just find their sick pleasure at the thought of women drowning disturbing. Then again it’s to be expected from Manospherians.
Ack. Sorry for the derail. Pussy fountain huh? the way these dudes describe lady parts make me think they don’t really come into contact with them often. Or they watch too much squirting porn. Or are into water sports.
Crotch carnival made my laugh too btw lol
I don’t even.
Is there a petting zoo full of Zie Creatures at the Crotch Carnival?
hahaha,
after reading that article I’m done with inmalafide….
looks like he hates other men just as much as you and schwyzer do….
you guys just refer to them as “nice guys tm”
different lingo, same bigotry….
The Daily Mail is known as the absolute worst, trashiest paper in England, so I wouldn’t expect much intelligent discussion from its readership.
Wait, who referred to someone as a “nice guy tm?” That’s one I don’t think I’ve seen before.
@Stonerwithaboner: The term “nice guys” is not, as you put it on your website, bigotry against men with poor social skills/anxiety. A nice guy is someone who feigns niceness as a way to get women to like him, because he’s too nervous or unskilled at using conventional means of approaching women, and then when this inevitably fails to gain her affection, he reveals himself to be not so nice after all. A nice guy will say, “I’m so nice to her and she still doesn’t like me? What a fucking bitch.” There are plenty of people out there who lack the proper social skills or who suffer with anxiety who are not Nice Guys. I myself am guilty of having been a Nice Guy at one point. I’m still pretty socially incompetent, but I would like to think I’m no longer a Nice Guy.
Perhaps you can explain, stoner, how men who don’t get laid are the same as men who pretend to be friends with women in an effort to emotionally blackmail them into sex? Because the latter is what Nice Guy(tm) actually means.
I also thought for a moment that he was standing up for (receiving) urophilics.
“the way these dudes describe lady parts make me think they don’t really come into contact with them often.”
I met someone on Youtube who thought we piss out of our clitoris.
Is that why the manosphere always links to articles from it then? lol
Yeah. It’s tremendously insulting to men who can’t get laid to compare them to men who have an objectifying and entitled outlook on dating.
@Joanna
…
wut? that is just sad.
Socially awkward gals get “friendzoned” too!
http://unknowablewoman.tumblr.com/post/15874385001/okay-so-i-am-the-anon-from-last-night-the-guy-i-was
Not clear if she is a “Nice GirlTM” b/c she doesn’t declare him and all men evil bastards. Though she does seem to think that she’s entitled to him b/c she listened to him for three weeks.
@Quackers: He obviously wasn’t aware what a urethra was.
This should become a meme!
I met someone on Youtube who thought elephants peed through their trunks.
I met someone on Youtube who thought that France was a city in the country of Europe.
I met someone on Youtube who thought that all cats were girls.
@Joanna: I once heard a college student explain how her Diva Cup works with the phrase “it works because your cervix and your urethra are in different spots in your vagina.”
@Lauralot: There seems to be an impression that everything between a woman’s legs is her vagina.
I just realized that the person I was talking to on Youtube was a girl… O.O
@Dave:
Or how about “I met someone on the Manosphere who thought…”. Although your list would probably fill ten encyclopedia volumes.
@lowquacks —
Yes. Zie Creature rides cost four negs, the currency of the Crotch Carnival.
Digging through my blog to find your dirt, Manboobz?
For shame.
Wait, forweg is Ferdinand? Dave, can you confirm this?
Oh nevermind, I misunderstood.
“Wait, forweg is Ferdinand? Dave, can you confirm this?:
LOL
This article sure is getting a lot of negative comments from his “fans”.
Ferdinand Bardamu said that “All it takes to turn an MRA into a feminist is a blowjob”, that’s why he doesn’t trust guys that cannot get laid. And it’s true because if a guy that read MRA blogs find a girlfriend, usually he will leave the manosphere.
What’s funny is that Ferdinand Bardamu can get laid only with prostitutes, like the other guys of the manosphere. Now the manosphere will be reserved to guys that have sex with prostitutes or are closeted gay.
Forweg, it’s not people here that read your blog, it’s probably 4chan. That posting by Inmalafide was on 4chan too. 4chan people are constantly searching for new asshats to cyber-bully and if they have found the manosphere, the guys from the manosphere will miss the feminists.
You may have posted about the “pussy fountain” first, forweg, but I was planning on posting about it even before I saw your post! (Seriously, I was.)
I’m currently working on a post titled “David Futrelle’s Propaganda Dissected, Part 3.” Which is completely original!
It would be uncharitable to suggest that there was any unconscious subtext to Mr Bardamu’s choice of imagery.
Him and his friends, just a bunch of sexy hetero guys, splashing around in the fountain together.
” 4chan people are constantly searching for new asshats to cyber-bully and if they have found the manosphere, the guys from the manosphere will miss the feminists.”
Yeah… 4chan will hunt you down irl. It doesn’t matter who you are. They even made a little girl cry because she was being an eejit on the internet.
if Anonymous finds the manosphere and starts trolling them I will laugh my fucking ass off. Does manosphere stuff regularly get laughed at on 4chan?
Don’t tell forweg that there’s an entire blog devoted to mocking the blogs of guys like him.
I really would like to see some sort of psychological study done on your average manosphere commenter or blogger…….if the results aren’t either sociopath, narcissist or paranoid personality disorder I will eat my metaphorical hat.
Inmalafide are even scarier dudes. Because then you have racism in addition to misogyny. I hope I never encounter men like this outside of the internet. So far so good.
I can’t believe Forweg read John the Other’s post and concluded, “Nope, nothing violent about this at all.”
Forweg, what if I posted your personal information, and then someone said, “You shouldn’t do that. He could be killed”, to which I replied nonchalantly, “So what if Forweg gets killed? ”
If Futrelle said, “I see nothing in Crumbelievable’s post that indicates he supports violence against Forweg”, how would you feel?
Quackers, I really don’t think those commenters are MRAs, or at least they wouldn’t identify as such. In my opinion, especially amongst younger guys, there’s just a very strong… feeling of negativity? resentment? toward traditional masculine gender roles, one of which is this chivalry thing. I do think it’s a response (or maybe complimentary) to feminism. Feminism has obviously contributed to men questioning said gender roles… but unfortunately, since there’s not a mass movement to kind of formally contextualize and logically direct this resentment, I think a lot of it manifests as sneeringly antifeminist or borderline misogynist stuff, often a “how do you like THEM apples?”-type thing with cases like this, affirmative action for college-bound men, or whatever. But underneath all that, I don’t think the sentiment is all bad. We just need some kind of formally defined movement (and not the MRAs; they’re a fucking joke). This is why I like the NSWATM blog a lot. For men without being MRA-like, but at the same time not quantifying every statement with the “remember, women have it worse” bullshit, like Hugo does.
“Forweg, what if I posted your personal information, and then someone said, “You shouldn’t do that. He could be killed”, to which I replied nonchalantly, “So what if Forweg gets killed? ”
That’s not remotely what JtO posted, so your comparison is invalid.
Ozy, Forweg want to find a picture of you and he asked guys on his blog to email it to him if they have one :
http://traitorsofmen.blogspot.com/2012/01/tools-of-misandry-false-accusations.html (comment on Jan 15, 2012 11:05 AM)
@MRAL: You said you were leaving last night at 8:18 pm–apparently you meant just for the night.
Flounce time=25 hours.
There are a few things said in that thread after you left that you might want to take a look at.
http://manboobz.com/2012/01/13/feminist-koalas-and-other-grave-injustices-faced-by-men/comment-page-9/#comment-111669
Feminism is one of the movements dedicated to deconstructing gender roles (LBGT is another).
But since you (and I don’t think you can talk about what any other men think, given your habit of projecting your feelings to the universe) blame feminists and/or women for all that’s wrong with your life, you have very little to contribute to this sort of discussion.
Here’s a challenge: make three posts that talk about masculine gender roles EXCEPT “chivalry.”
And make ONE post where you acknowledge the issues women face (YOU are the only one playing Oppression Olympics, btw), by actually saying women.
Can you do it without reverting to the “I am 19 and I know everything and anybody who disagrees with me is abusing me.”
Oh, and Frodo is NOT a loser (I won’t link to my comment about that, you can look for it yourself if you give a damn).
Zirself. ZIRSELF. For FUCK’S sake.
HOW HARD IS IT TO GENDER ME CORRECTLY WHEN YOU CREEPILY STALK ME!
“I met someone on Youtube who thought we piss out of our clitoris.”
With these guys I’m just amazed if they know what a clitoris is. Also, “pussy fountain” makes it sound like they’ve melted all the women’s groins together into some Human Centipede-type monstrosity. Which I personally don’t find very sexy, but hey, we already know the way these guyds were wired sexually was a bit odd.
1. I meant for the the thread, but I am planning on leaving the blog. I just found this to be an interesting post.
2. I don’t blame feminists and/or women for all that’s wrong in my life.
3. Women have issues.
4. Of course Frodo isn’t a loser, but he failed his quest. He’s still a heroic figure, though, that’s the reason I liked him.
“3. Women have issues.”
The hypocrisy, it’s comical.
forweg, I will be helpful.
1) http://noseriouslywhatabouttehmenz.wordpress.com/2011/11/04/open-thread-8/
2) I had naked pictures up on the old blog. If you asked around the Spearhead, some of them may have saved it to their hard drives for sad wanking in between pretending that I was a mere 6 and far too ugly for their refined tastes.
3) If you can figure out my real identity it shouldn’t be too difficult for you to find my face. It is possible, although difficult, to work it out. Probably the simplest method is to impersonate a feminist, email me, and get me to trust you enough that I reveal my name (this will require approximately a month of fairly regular emails in which you successfully impersonate a feminist); a second method is to work out the real identity of a different Manboobzer, find them on a social networking site, and see whom they’re friends with.
In other words: COME AT ME BRO.
@CassandraSays
I think he’s acknowledging that women face problems in response to Ithliana, not insulting them (at least I hope)
@ Shadow
If so, maybe he needs to go work on his communication skills about before commenting on any more blog, even ones that aren’t actively hostile towards his attitudes about women.
Blogs, dammit, not blog. As much as I wish he’d stop commenting on this blog, he’s certainly free to comment on other ones where most people don’t already dislike him.
Cassandra, maybe you should just make the “really mean and abusive” post that you alluded to in the other thread, because the snide bullshit is wearing on my patience.
@CassandraSays
Or atleast acknowledge who he’s replying to. Honestly, I’m still reeling from the fact that women is spelled correctly. That’s an actual step forward MRAL well done.
Also, I’ve been really high the past two nights, so my posts in that thread were not very well reasoned, though I stand by the essence of them,
MRAL, I’m being polite out of respect for other commenters, not out of respect for your feelings. You’re a sexist asshole – you I don’t care if I upset.
Oh God, now his patience is being worn on??
Lulz
@ Shadow
Eh, too small a step and much too late as far as I’m concerned. Although “wimminz” does grate from a grammatical point of view, so it is nice not to have to read it and start itching to get out the red pen.
I don’t think any of the other commenters will mind. Or, you can email me at gfeld89@gmail.com if you want. I’d love to hear your fascinating uncensored opinion of me.
Dude, I’m baked to shit practically every comment I make. I still manage not to insult people and make posts that people can follow and that convey my intent. And if you really do stand by them, then you also understand that that kind of view of women is not something anyone here will tolerate, so you are in hostile territory.