The Man Boobz Bingo Card Project!
I’d like to announce the start of the Manboobz Bingo Card project!
I’m going to use a custom bingo card generator to produce personalized Bingo cards to add to your enjoyment of Man Boobz threads and general Manosphere browsing.
And if you all are into it, we could even use them for a sort of Man Boobz Bingo scavenger hunt – that is, threads in which we all arm ourselves with bingo cards (or maybe all share one Bingo card) and search the web for examples to fill up our own cards.
Here are some of the cards I’d like to generate:
Man Boobz Troll Bingo
MRA Bingo
PUA Bingo
Evo Psych Bingo
What I need in order to do this is to generate some lists (let’s say at least 50 items long) of things to put in these various bingo squares.
So I thought I’d invite any of you who are interested to do some brainstorming with me. In the comments below, paste in any ideas you have for any of these lists, and I’ll collect together the best ones to use in the cards. (One idea per line, please, though as many as you want in any particular comment.) Please specify which bingo card your idea would work best on; there may be some overlap.
And if you have any ideas for other Bingo Cards, let me know!
Oh, and here’s The Fall, with Bingo Master’s Breakout.
Posted on October 8, 2012, in BINGO!, evo psych fairy tales, MRA, PUA and tagged antifeminism, bingo, evolutionary psychology, man boobz, men's rights, mras, PUA. Bookmark the permalink. 442 Comments.
These are great! Keep them coming!
For the MRAs, “MRA writing or erotica?”
(I forgot who suggested this on another thread, but they do write like bad erotica authors.)
If men aren’t allowed to sexually harass women then nobody will ever get together and the human race will TOTALLY DIE OUT!!!
Creeps is the most horrible put-down EVAH you bitch c—s!
There are black MRAs so we’re not racist!
There are female MRAs so we’re not sexist!
Saying “female” instead of “woman” isn’t dehumanizing at all!
The word “feminism” is capitalized, for some reason.
Owly alone has practically turned “princess” into a free square.
How am I supposed to know she doesn’t want me to bone her? Wimminz keep changing their minds!
Rape accusations are just buyer’s remorse.
Age of consent laws are misandry.
When we develop fembots you’ll be sorry!
*suppressed sexual fantasies coming hilariously to the surface*
For PUAs:
Any phrase ending in “game” (eg, “rape game”)
Reference to wolves
“Wingman”
Any plan that requires more than two wingmen
“Raw dog”
Alphas get all the women
Betas get all the women
“Negging”
For MRAS:
Gynocracy/
Incel
Downsides to women’s suffrage
Feminists want to take over the world
SCUM manifesto
That joke about the woman who cut her husband’s penis off
The Titanic/lifeboats
For trolls:
“Big Daddy”
Reference to Jews or bankers
A neologism containing two contradictory terms (eg, “anarcho-tyranny”)
For everyone:
Any neologism not elsewhere on card
Any invented acronym not elsewhere on card
More MRAs:
I’m not sexist because I like Girl Writes What
Artificial wombs
Alimony
Child support
The male-only draft is misandrist
Women can’t be allowed on the front lines
Private/artificial islands
Women crying in the streets/”feminsitting”
Novel euphemism for menstruation (eg, “cotton pony rodeo time”)
“Bitch” or “cunt” is not a gendered slur
Vague references to dire consequences that will ensue if feminism is not defeated, barely maintaining plausible deniability regarding incitement to violence laws.
… but creep totally is!
Yeah, I kinda want to give extra points for finding contradictory pairs in the same post; eg, the draft is sexist/women can’t serve in combat; “bitch” isn’t gendered/”creep” is.
Trolls: come back after banning with different name and same IP address
PUAs:
- saying a woman is turned on any time she talks about/hears about rape or abuse (feminists talk about rape so much because it turns them on!!).
- all women want to be dominated by an alpha male (and twisting anything a woman says to “prove” she wants to be dominated).
- flip-flops/short hair/whatever turns them off are major problems in America.
- never listen to a woman/never believe what a woman says she wants.
- obsession with cuckoldry/cuckold porn (well, if Heartiste got his own card… I don’t know about the rest).
MRAs:
- friend zoning
- men can’t be raped because all men want sex anyway (and men never rape other men). Or was this just that one Norwegian guy?
Which reminds me, wouldn’t a Pell Meltdown be a whole bingo card of its own?
Troll claiming to be zir girlfriend/friend/acquaintence/Uncle Monty
8-year-old girls in bathing suits are asking for it.
- The courts are biased against men (pussy pass)
- Journalistic integrity!
-You seem emotional today.
-You must be on your period.
- Saying things that reduce men to unthinking, uncontrollable beasts, while complaining about misandry.
- Spellcheck doesn’t think misandry is a word!
- You like to post kitty videos, therefore you’re wrong.
- Women not having sex with men is literally genocide.
Humour bypass
Irony bypass
Hooking up Smart bingo:
Dads, not cads
Women are the gatekeepers of sex; men are the gatekeepers of commitment
80% of the women are having sex with 20% of the men
No sex before monogamy
Slut shaming
Amanda Marcotte
SMP (Sexual Marketplace)
Women having sex with anyone other than me are SLUTS
Lesbians aren’t real
Thomas Ball was a HERO and MARTYR who loved his daughter and was never abusive!
Misuse of the word “literally”
- You’re quote-mining.
- You’re just mentioning the fringe elements and not the moderates.
- Mentions a “moderate” that is obviously just as bad if not worse.
- The end of marriage!
- Traditional values!
- Monologuing like a cartoon villain.
*citing a study that doesn’t say what they think it says
*citing a study that was debunked during the Jurassic
*that stupid list of “misandric” quotes that keeps making the rounds
Just two more and then I’m off to bed:
- VAWA is only about protecting women.
- Too many organizations dedicated to Women’s health. / Not enough focus on Men’s health.
Trolls: where did I say that? I never said that! You’re making up shit! *ignores link to own comment/website*
Feminism goes back further than we’d think – even the dinosaurs were in on the conspiracy!
Troll denying that the site zir avatar links to is zir site
being above it all and/or thinking all sides of an argument merit equal airtime.
Being totally bored by David’s blog but spending 25 hours a day trolling it.
“All women like jerks/bad boys/alphas.”
“Evo-psych is true SCIENCE!” Or maybe there can just be a “Hunter/Gatherer Logic” card for every time some doofus claims men should get whatever they want because dudes used to kill mammoths and chicks only picked berries. Or that guys today really like fucking because they’re trying to replenish the earth’s population with their manly seed.
“Women are evil spermjackers,” card.
There’s also The “Male Apocalypse,” card that can cover scenarios like,”Women aren’t hooking up with me —- waaaah! The human race is gonna die out!” Or whenever some guy overreacts and jumps to a weird conclusion, such as, “What? They want to give more funding to Planned Parenthood? What’s next? Men in cages, being laughed at like primates in a zoo?!
There should be a card to convey how MRA’s won’t admit that female sexuality is real. I dunno, maybe it can have a picture of a unicorn on it?
And maybe an overall “MRA Paradox” card to cover their circular logic, like, “Women are gold diggers/Yet take all the jobs from men.”
Troll: “I am like the stone in stone soup”
Troll flouncing
Troll wanking about being on moderation
Troll admitting that zie was banned, but claiming that there is some special reason zie is allowed to come back
“I thought everyone knew it was me”
Troll claiming to have had a life epiphany
Troll saying zie agrees with you, then saying the complete opposite of what you said
There should be a card for every time a troll leaves posts that make him sound like a Bond Villain/Victorian baddie. And another one for every post that starts off, “I know how all women think, because I have these fictitious female friends who tell me everything.”
Troll saying they were banned for “disagreeing.”
I hope there’s a card just for the things we say TO MRA trolls:
Go your own way already.
Citation needed.
etc.
Sorry if these have already been mentioned. I’m lazy.
Troll saying “I hate MRA’s and feminists equally, but I only troll feminist websites because BECAUSE.”
Keep up the good fight against straw MRAs!
Trolls blithering about teh feminist hivemind but being conspicuously absent when ManBoobz regulars are, like, disagreeing about stuff.
Can someguy get his very own bingo card?
“Your mockery site isn’t providing me with the serious journalism I desire.”
Of course bored stick gets his own card. That’s an honor. *eyeroll*
Don’t forget:
“First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. “
I have one: All so-called independent females are welfare leeches or have stolen a more deserving man’s job.
Oh, good point, someguy:
* appropriating the words of people who actually DID fight for human rights
Dream on, sticky, dream on. You’re not actually a social justice movement. Bowel movement, possibly, but not any other sort.
*Laughter*
Has anyone said, red pill yet?
He’s not a real MRA
He’s just one person, it’ snot fair to tar an entire movement because he did a bad thing.
For MRAs: “Marriage is a scam!”
“He’s just one person, it’ snot fair to tar an entire movement because he did a bad thing.” *
* Although we will totally applaud his behavior when we don’t think anyone’s looking.
Oooh, no, themisanthropicmuse, I don’t think the red pill/blue pill has found its way in yet! That’s a whole subset – mangled science fiction film references as TOTES REAL LIFE.
Hey now, Sticky has a good one, even if it’s on accident.
After all, they do all say it. Of course they forget the Bozo Corollary.
AVFM is totally a moderate site!
Has accusations of strawmanning been mentioned yet?
Similarly, ALL THE PROJECTION.
Women commit half of all DV
Cops have to arrest the man when a DV call is made.
False rape
Women who make “False” accusations should get the max sentence for the crime they reported.
Male Genital mutilation
Feminists want to kill men
Radfems!
RANDOM ALL CAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Women can vote.
Feminism used to be meaningful.
Feminism made me an MRA
You can’t praise a woman’s looks, because that’s, “objectifying”
Catcalling is harmless/I’d love to be “objectified”
Men are “demonized” for showing interest
Women can get laid anytime they want.
I don’t know if someone said that yet but: men are the oppressed gender because male circumcision
I can hardly believe I’m saying this but Sticky actually had a good one there.
I’m just not sure if he meant it as a suggestion or as a stinging rebuke of us all.
Vile Disgusting Vile.
Hahahaha.
No.