How to Hate and Envy Every Single Person in the World, PUAhate edition

Some guys get all the chicks

Some guys get all the chicks

The regulars at PUAhate.com – we’ve met them before – are a strange and bitter bunch. Most seem to be self-loathing so-called “incels” who blame their lack of romantic and sexual success on their average or below-average looks. Rejecting the basic premise of the pickup artist crowd – that average guys can transform themselves into suave lotharios by mastering manipulative pickup formulas – the PUAhate regulars tend to be true believers in what they somewhat pretentiously call “looks theory,” the odd and obviously untrue notion that women only date men with “male model” looks.

As one PUAhater put it recently:

PUA makes you think that all your problems are because of your personality/behaviour – i.e. things you can control. So when you keep failing, it means that YOU are fucking up and doing things wrong

the reality is that many of us just lost the genetic lottery. we are ugly, the wrong race, the wrong height etc, and that fucked us up. there is NOTHING we can do about it

So, naturally, the PUAhaters spend a lot of their time jealous of tall, good-looking men for their supposed monopoly on the women of the world — whom they also hate.

But the strange thing is that the PUAhaters pretty much hate everyone else as well. They get angry when guys they consider ugly score “hot chicks.” They get angry when guys who are good-looking but not male models get attention from “really hot girls.” And so on, and so on, and so on.

Indeed, many of the regulars seem to walk around in a perpetual state of rage, angry at each and every man who’s managed to pair up with a woman, not to mention the women as well.

One regular recently described his “day from hell” to his comrades:

To start the day I saw a couple where it was an average White guy with an OBESE Asian girl. They were walking around acting like they were trying to prove shit. LMAO. I wanted to kick the guy in the fucking nuts for dating that landwhale. If you’re going to use the racial advantage, at least date a girl who is under 300lbs. Later I go to the gym and see the same tall guys I usually do. Even if I had a good face, how the fuck do you compete with guys who are fucking 6’4”?

Then at the gym there’s this good looking White guy there talking to this Asian dude about how Asian girls are easy and how they approach him. To make things worse after that these fucking frat douchebags come in with their girlfriends to show off . Then to cap off the day a girl I used to know from freshman year walks right past me without even saying anything. I used to fucking live next door to this bitch and now she doesn’t even say anything and acts like a pretentious cunt. She’s an Indian girl dating a White dude lmao. Days like today make you wonder why you even still try in the first place.

Of course, as I’ve mentioned before, most of those posting on PUAhate don’t actually seem to be ugly by anyone’s standards but their own, at least judging from the pictures of themselves they sometimes post to the site, which reveal them to be mostly average-looking guys, with some of the regulars even quite conventionally handsome.

But evidently they would rather believe that they have “lost the genetic lottery” rather than face a more obvious explanation for why the girls don’t like them: because they’re shallow, self-obsessed assholes who hate themselves and hate women and radiate their bitterness from every pore. (And some are even creepier than this, like this pedophile – sorry, ephebophile – who’s angry at me personally because unlike him I don’t chase after 15-year-olds. Link NSFW.)

The PUAhaters often talk about getting surgeries to “correct” their supposed genetic flaws. They would do far better to spend that money on therapy.

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Posted on March 19, 2013, in creepy, disgusting women, drama kings, entitled babies, evil fat fatties, incel, irony alert, misogyny, pedophiles oh sorry ephebophiles, PUA, racism and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1,514 Comments.

  1. ignotussomnium

    Looks, even if a woman is the biggest slut in the universe her sex life is not any of your goddamn business.

  2. Christ, Looks_Law is the Nostradumbass of self-fulfilling prophecy. A drowning man blaming all the people trying to rescue him while swatting away every lifeline.

  3. Post your longest dry spell ladies.

    Are you for serious? Okay, you’ve had a few bites that I notice you’ve completely ignored because they invalidate your bullshit premise. 11 years, here.

    One thing you’ll learn if you take your head out of your own ass long enough to truly listen to and acknowledge the other human beings around you is that the world is a widely varied place, with widely varied people.

    Live as a man for one month, you’d kill yourself by week 2.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Go fuck yourself. Seriously, the week of the Steubenville conviction where a 16 year old girl was raped and pissed on because she had the temerity to break up with her boyfriend, and the same week that a 13 year old girl who was raped by two 18 year old football players is being harassed by her entire town, and you want to pretend that women don’t understand suffering. Go fuck yourself.

  4. I cannot deal with this BS.
    I’m going to get ready for work.

  5. Notice that not one of the women on Fauxtrelles site have posted their longest dry spell.

    You’ve had four answers already, dumbfuck.

  6. But Blitzgal: Virgil’s suffering is truly the only suffering that matters. /sarcasm

    Virge: get bent.

  7. Lollll, Nostradumbass. So stealing that.

    Yep, now I’m sorry I tried to engage reasonably at all. Get a Fleshlight, Looks, and STFU.

  8. Have fun with ‘em, folks! I’m finally free to go!!

  9. But Blitzgal: Virgil’s suffering is truly the only suffering that matters. /sarcasm

    Well, that’s clearly how he thinks.

    I also didn’t lose my virginity until 25, so echoing Bagelsan — are we counting from birth? What do I win for not slooting? Unless you count the time from age 3-5 when I was molested by my daycare provider. Then I guess just 22 years, since I was getting some for those three.

  10. One person goes up to another person; whether they go on a date is up to whether they both agree to go on a date.

    One person wants to kiss the other person; whether the kiss happens depends on whether they both agree to kissing.

    One person wants to move into a (consensual) sexual relationship; whether that happens is up to whether both people agree to enter a sexual relationship.

    Fixed that for you! Even in a society full of prejudice,people are, unsurprisingly, able to make choices in many situations.

    Also, fuck off and stop being an arrogant asshat. As much as you wish your experiences were universal, they are not. Sorry.

  11. Sorry, I don’t mean to trigger anyone. My humor goes very, very dark when I’m angry, and this entitled asshole pisses me off.

  12. I’m so sorry, Blitzgal. Jedi hugs.

  13. Anybody have the mad skillz to put mantis mandible on the darth vader picture?

    That seems like fun.

    I’m also pretty sure I could live as a man for a month without problems. Not at the moment though. It might cause some issues with gestation.

    ::gives second thought to releasing eggs in pond water::

  14. Longest dry spell: 19.5 years to date. Oh, and nine months.
    And no realistic sign of an opportunity to have sex in the immediate future.

    Eh. Life goes on.
    Seriously, this kind of stuff did worry me a lot more in high school.

  15. Zyzz (the GOD for you)

    LOOKS ARE EVERYTHING

  16. Dude, it could be really cool to switch sexes for a month.

  17. In medieval Europe fashionable women plucked their eyebrows completely and then plucked their hairlines as well.

    It sounds like they looked like the terminator in the first movie. /random

    I personally have always found guys with wonky or big noses attractive as they give a face character.

    me too! big noses are really beautiful and underrated :D

    In noisy areas like nightclubs men are rejected on sight. nightclubs are an example of a place where only Looks matter.

    no though it’s still bugging me why is looks randomly capitalized.

    I love the way that both Abnoy and Looks_Law’s first posts can basically be summarised as: “No no no, you don’t understand. All we’re saying is that we hate women.”

    Well, I understood that they hated women…

    @looks law

    According to this site David Futrelle could get more women than a Tall facially attractive male with low bodyfat because David Futrelle has a better personality?

    um, I can believe that. Unless the attractive man was also nice. Or at least not a jerk. I think people have varying differences of how much they care about looks in a date, but most care about personality too. Also, apparently David is really unattractive? All I know is that he is fat, and apparently this makes him really unattractive.

    Damn near every hollywood male movie lead is ridiculously attractive. All these men possess the exact same facial proportions and indicators of attractiveness.

    have you ever seen a movie? they have lots of attractive women too, its not a man-only thing, bub.

    Oh yeah because women NEVER EVER EVER go to nightclubs and snog guys who arent their boyfriends right?

    so what if they are snogging people who aren’t their boyfriends? Why does it matter so much to you, troll boy?

    If you just had a nicer personality, you could have plenty pf friends and a girlfriend

    well, no guarantees, but a much better chance than whining on the internet about how bitches won’t fuck them.

    I wont tell you where you got your douchbag traits from because im a moron who is

    it’s okay looks law. I will end the mystery. I will tell you where your bad traits came from.

    are you listening?

    Your icky misogyny and all around hatefullness. Now that you know, you can change. It is totally up to you. Personalities are not genetic, mr ‘science’

    Yeah keep believing women are perfect and vilifying men and puahaters.

    quotes or it didn’t happen. :P

    Oh what that girl said EEWWW as she walked by you and gigled with her friends, You deserved it, you entitled batstard!!

    seeing the way you act, you did deserve it :P

    One girl, rejected your offer for a date and went out with the Tall jock from the Rich family? Cmon dude women arent shallow and status obsessed, its you!!! She could smell the self-hate from wthin you!!!

    aww, is trolly a little bitter? there there. Also, seeing how you are here, I bet it is possible to get a vibe of self hate in real life w/ you.

    . If I was in the position of sexual power women are in I’d seek to trade up too.

    [...]

    I personally am not bitter. I am simply against women treating men like crap.

    so, would you or wouldn’t you? cuz you seem to think not boning poor you is treating men like crap, but you know, first sentence up there.

    the problem arises when you are treated like a sub-human, because you dont fit a womans perfect profile!

    I wish I lived on your planet, instead of, you know, Earth.

    womens obsession with royalty?

    With being seen at trendy places, being amongst the right crowd? getting into the right car, the sugar-daddy culture? The mass amount of women in my own country specifically seeking out RICH MEN or popular men?

    citation needed.

    do you read anything other than books on 60′s feminism?

    do you ever read? :P

    I bet you believe in christ too?

    omg, is this going to be one of those pretentious atheist trolls! *squees in excitement*

    @cassandra

    He needs to cut his caffeine intake too, he seems a bit excitable.

    I too should cut down my caffeine intake, as that’s what’s causing these long comments ;)

    @looks law

    I dont want attention Im here to defend Puahate as I see strawmens and misrepresentations all over the article.

    paraphrased: I don’t want attention, I’m just trolling for some reason.

    Its that simple. Its not an exaplanation for ALL cases, as there are anomalies and exceptions.

    if it’s so simple, how bout some examples from real life. Like a link or something. At the moment it just seems like your describing mars, or something.

    @mildy magificent

    Might I also add that I find Patterson and Depp not. at. all. physically attractive,

    Same here, even when I was bi (as opposed to a lesbian).

    @looks law

    because all these guys are male leads in popcorn flicks watched by the masses right? RIGHT?

    Um well they’re certainly popular actors (at least most of the names I recognized.)

    Explain to me how humans select mates according to SCIENCE!

    I…I… I mean he even put science in all caps. It’s like he’s come pre-mocked.

    You are a male feminist, I understand your aversion to the truth.

    *snickers*

    @gillian

    Dammit, dammit, dammit! Why does all the fun happen after I go to sleep?!?!?

    I echo this sentiment.

    Human beings are not algebraic equations.

    THEY AREN’T!??!?? I’ve been lied to my whole life! :’(

    @falconer

    Your babies are cute :D

    Posting my second comment before finishing the whole thread… *guilty face*

    Man looks law can actually get a little boring after a while

    I’m still caffienated though.

  18. Should I blow Virgil’s tiny mind and tell him hat even being married is no guarantee of steady sex, if you have a partner with health issues? Mr. HK isn’t always in a sexy-time place, so you know, there are ways.

  19. So I can talk absolute shit, have
    people take me seriously, AND make
    30% more money? Sign my ass up.
    ^^^
    Bitterness is strong in this one.

    Isn’t that a pleasant attitude to have there sweet cheeks? :)

  20. Bitterness is strong in this one.

    Isn’t that a pleasant attitude to have there sweet cheeks?

    The irony of you calling anyone else bitter is rich, Virgil. You don’t understand humor, do you?

    Don’t call me sweet-cheeks, asshole.

  21. @marie – I like big noses too (on both men and women). I agree, they can add character to the face.

  22. Looksie: Males on here please don’t answer (Liars/internet casanovas).

    I don’t think you people understand what its like to be INVOLUNTARY CELIBATE.

    You don’t know what its like to not be able to get sex.

    I’ve already done it. Since I became sexually active it was about a year.

    Which is more than one of the PUAHate dudes, who calls himself, 120 days of incel. I went longer than that once, because I was legally prohibited from fucking… as in I could have gone to jail.

    Cry me a fucking river.

  23. Looksie: I know big strong strapping men with
    big muscles.
    They don’t look like that.
    ^^^

    The right genes + the right diet can get a person that body and Face.

    Not quite. I used to work in Hollywood. Make up, good lighting, and a DP who works with your best angles can get you that. See them in person and most don’t measure up (Rutger Hauer being an exception: he’s also a really nice guy, but I digress).

    Question: Do you admire me? What about Falconer? Both of us are, “Defying science” by dating women (at least one of us is dating more than one woman; with the knowledge of all of them).

    Also, you seem to have ignored most of the comments I directed to you. Shall I assume you have seen the error of your previous ways or is it just, “typical avoidant behaviour ?

    If not, I shall have to conclude you lack any facts with which to refute me. If you continue to engage in non-response, I accept your concession.

  24. Longest period without PiV sex… still technically a PiV virgin at 36.

    Longest period without a relationship… about a decade.

    Longest period without a toe-curling orgasm?

    *checks watch*

    6 hours.

    And I’m a dude.

    And even if I never have another relationship, I will never be as pathetic as you, Virgil.

  25. pillow in hell

    Looksy, longest dry spell? Twenty two years. And guess what? That kinda time happens to all of us, its called growing up.

    Otherwise, seven years. Despite being “hot”. Why? A little bit because asshats like you go around convincing men that they don’t stand a chance of getting a date with a good looking woman and so they end up too intimidated to ask. Some of it because I was focusing on other things in life.

  26. Code for a slutty past. Its okay ride the carousel till it short circuits, you have that privilege, this is what 60′s feminists fought for.

    They opposed misogynist attitudes towards sexuality. But I guess that’s the same as saying that they wanted to be the sluts they ostensibly all were since you’re a misogynist.

    You don’t know what its like to be a man. You trivialise Involuntary Celibacy because you’ve never experienced it.

    Quite a few men don’t experience this “Involuntary Celibacy” you speak of. You don’t speak for all men so shut the fuck up.

    Live as a man for one month, you’d kill yourself by week 2.

    It really shows how much you respect the various experiences men when you blindly assume that they all have the same exact experiences.

  27. pecunium, what’s a DP, in context?

    Since it definitely is not what comes to mind for me.

  28. Looks ignored everyone……I guess he doesn’t have a rebuttal?

    Or was sweet cheeks and bitterness the rebuttal?

    Bitterness? Because you know being told if you don’t put out you are a prude/ice queen and if you do put out you are a whore/slut is great. Making less money than a man doing the exact same job is fabulous. Being ignored because you are a woman is fine. Being told a woman couldn’t be president because HORMONES is just peachy. Seeing yourself underrepresented in government just makes me smile. Being told that if I get raped or sexually assaulted it is my fault because reasons is endearing.

  29. Ugh, seriously, “this one girl rejected me in a club and then kissed another dude, bitchez be hypergamous sluts it’s SCIENCE!” I mean, really, the obvious answer is that life ain’t a club, bro. And thank heaven for that. I like things like sleeping and reading and walking my dog. Dancing and drinking is fine every once in a while, but seriously, there’s a reason why it’s rare couples you know who are really successful say they met in a club because there are so many other things people do aside from go to clubs. Not to mention, it’s hard to actually get to know someone in a club. Don’t have much in the way of looks? Don’t go somewhere that’s got the music cranked up so loud people often feel they have no choice but to judge by outward appearances (which includes body language). By his theory, every child in the world is conceived in the bathroom of a club via only the most tallest, male-model-ish “bulls” (possible racist dogwhistle?) and that somehow, despite the fact that ONLY objectively “handsome” men are able to reproduce, objectively ugly people are still born to a life of fucklessness (well, only men, ugly bitchez will still bone because, male sex drives or unicorns or hypergamous spite or some shit). Seriously, if looks are EVERYTHING in terms of sex because only the prettiest reproduce, the world would have only pretty people.

    Also, seriously, if women have all the sexual power that means men never turn down a woman. Apparently my having asked a guy to my college formal and getting rejected NEVER HAPPENED.*. Guys are the only ones bullied for their looks? Don’t make me laugh. Apparently the carload of dudes who mooed at one of my heavier girlfriends as she was walking to meet me for dinner also NEVER HAPPENED. The pimply girl with hand me down clothes and greasy hair at my high school who everyone threw spitballs at and tripped and tormented for 4 endless years also NEVER HAPPENED. My sister was never yelled at by a random stranger in a car to “move your [her] fat ass!” I never got a brick sized rock thrown at my back or had classmates draw inappropriate caricatures of me on chalkboards. Zooey Deschanel of all people getting hateraid thrown at her for wearing “too much” make-up also NEVER EVER happened. Maybe the real problem is Looks is living in an alternate universe *cue Twilight Zone music*?

    Also, as blitzgal said, going up to someone IS in fact an act of choosing. These guys never seem to think that women who don’t get approached in clubs exist, except for when it’s fun for THEM to make fun of those “landwhales” or “ugly hags”. If you hate yourself because you think you lost the genetic lottery, fine, but then stop contributing to the culture of hating people you deem visually unacceptable. It’s perfectly acceptable to have preferences, but BULLSHIT to hate people who don’t meet your standards and makes you no better than those “bullying cunts who wen’t ‘EWWWWW’!” at you. Blaming it on “SCIENCE!” is a bullshit cop out for you to be horrible and refuse to look inwardly at shit you CAN control (like your attitude).

  30. starskita: pecunium, what’s a DP, in context?

    Sorry, I forgot not everyone speaks movie. DP = Director of Photography.

  31. Seriously, if looks are EVERYTHING in terms of sex because only the prettiest reproduce, the world would have only pretty people.

    Even this wouldn’t work, you never know what kind of recessive ugly might pop up.

  32. thanks for the clarification.

  33. Virgin women here are Vocel. Probably holding out for some reason related to a Romance Novel or something.

    A woman just needs to walk outside to get “offfers” for sex.

    I have the longest dry spell on here. 21 years of virginity.

    Kissless, hugless, handholdless, touchless. I haven’t had a conversation with a woman since December 29th 2012. Last year!

    Never even been alone with a girl in a room or on a date.

    Never gone anywhere with a girl. Not even to get ice-cream. Never gone to see a movie with a girl Nothing. Completely Incel.

    Beat that.

  34. This isn’t a competition.
    However, like I said earlier: If you walk up to women and ask last time they had sex they probably aren’t going to want to date you. They will probably want to be as far away from your creepy self as possible.

  35. A woman just needs to walk outside to get “offfers” for sex.

    Dumbass, do you think those “offers” work? Because I have never, not once, repsonded to those “offers.” Not has anyone I know.

  36. Never gone anywhere with a girl. Not even to get ice-cream. Never gone to see a movie with a girl Nothing. Completely Incel.

    Oh, the huge manatee! Call the wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmbulance!

  37. pillow in hell

    So, one of the trolls here can’t handle horomones of horniness?

    Try being me dude. Every once in a while, my horomones go off the scale and I’m 24/7 horny for months at a time and those times tend to be when I don’t have a partner, and I’m not one to seek out partners.

    Usually, that level of horny is only the first week of the month for me, but hey, my body can be wierd like that.

    Yet somehow my attitude towards men, despite being constantly told how horny they all are, never became “those fucking bastards! How dare they leave me sexually unfufilled!”

  38. I really really don’t want to engage looks law if he’s not taking my advice, so I will ponder this question in a theoretical space.

    If one has not had a conversation with a woman for nearly 3 months (not including this webboard obviously), does that mean one has not had to go to the doctor, make an appointment for something, go to the bank, call a utility company, go to the grocery, or otherwise interact with modern society in any way?

    I can imagine in a forcibly segregated society this might happen.

    Women I had a conversation with today include: the bank teller, the real estate agent, the lady selling her house, that lady’s daughter, the mortgage loan officer.

    Yesterday I think I stayed in the house all day because of the weather so probably didn’t talk to any women.

    The day before it was the receptionist at the doctor’s office, the home nursing line, the mortgage officer, the veterinary assistant, and the grocery store clerk.

    Granted, these aren’t deep intellectual conversations, but we are polite and have some back and forth and they are conversations.

  39. Virgin women here are Vocel. Probably holding out for some reason related to a Romance Novel or something.

    You’re a narcissistic asshole.

    Never gone anywhere with a girl. Not even to get ice-cream. Never gone to see a movie with a girl Nothing. Completely Incel.

    Go tell it to your friends on puahate.

  40. “the 13-year-old victim of sexual assault in CT”

    Just FTR here, no CT news source is going to say rape because there is no such law here. Just degrees of sexual assault. So that second degree sexual assault charge? The act(s) under it would, in lay terms, be rape. Legally though, sexual assault.

    Point here is she may’ve been raped by logical, non-legal, standards. /CT law pedantry

  41. OH MY GOD HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? I go to read a poorly-written brain candy Jodi Picoult book and get some sleep and the world explodes! (Picoult says she does so much research but she doesn’t seem to know that the tibia and fibula are bones in the leg, the radius and ulna are the equivalent bones in the arm, arrrgh)

    But I am laughing so hard at the stuff I have skim-read. There is a name for Apocalypse Openers! I had one once, a girl came up to me at a party, looked down at my feet and said “Nice shoes, d’ya wanna fuck?” She was very pretty, and then very embarrassed as I told her I don’t swing that way. But apparently women never approach men?!?!

    Also, “hooking up with a bull” – Sorry, but that just makes me think of lesbians. Some of them call older butches “bulls” or “old bulls”. So perhaps the reason she rejected you is that she likes butch women.

    Also also, I love that according to these people, my brother and his girlfriend; or my best friend and her boyfriend, don’t exist.

    My brother is 5’10″, fat, effeminate and a middle manager at a supermarket. He and his girlfriend have been together seven years now. My bro is also charming, outgoing, intelligent and into the same things as his partner. They met through a friend because they are both house music DJ’s. His partner is pretty, well groomed, and an insurance assessor. Partnering up?

    My best friend is a pretty, late blooming woman, who is about to go on her first posting as a diplomat. She has money, an amazing career and a boyfriend who is a scruffy-looking bus driver. I personally don’t like they guy, but I can’t deny he makes her happy.

    And LOL at “gays are so horny they have sex outdoors” – How about, closeted middle-aged men don’t know where to find gay sex, have children at home, and end up picking up rent-boys in public bathrooms because they can’t be seen in a gay bar.

  42. pillow in hell

    Okay, so Looks,

    At what age did you expect to start having sex?

  43. me dude. Every once in a
    while, my horomones go off the scale
    and I’m 24/7 horny for months at a
    time and those times tend to be
    when I don’t have a partner, and I’m
    not one to seek out partners
    ^^^

    Ofcourse you don’t seek out partners, you don’t have to. You’re a woman.

  44. /delurks

    Looksie, I married a soldier. How about you combine that sexual frustration with unimaginable stress and gut-wrenching worry that keeps you up all night? Because then you’ll get a hint of what EVERY. OTHER. YEAR. is like for us. Him and I both. Deployments are hell for everyone involved, and whiny little bitches like you piss me right the fuck off.

    /rant

  45. And the reason you’re pathetic is not because you’re an incel. The reason you’re pathetic is because you blame everyone for your lack of sex while doing your best to project the most bitter loathsome personality possible. You portray yourself as a martyr, while the rest of us watch you pounding the nails into your own hands.

    You want a figment promised to you by popular culture. You drip contempt for women despite claiming you want one. You would have no idea what to do with a relationship if you actually had one.

    Getting laid will change nothing in your miserable life.

    You alone have the power to change. Get therapy. Let go of that useless rage and self loathing. It won’t get you laid, but you’ll be a FUCKLOAD of a lot happier.

  46. pseudo_star_17

    Clarification plz, are we counting from BIRTH our lack of sexy times? (Looksy, are you 21 yourself?)

    Also, I’m not good at logical fallacies, but isn’t saying “well, women who are virgins are voluntarily celibate UNLIKE ME!1!!1!” a No True Scotsman, of a sort? Like, any woman who’s had sex is therefor not an incel, and any woman who hasn’t had sex automatically doesn’t count?

    I still want my list of non-conventionally attractive leading ladies of Hollywood.

  47. So… you’re a 21-year-old virgin. You poor child, do you have any idea how normal and not remotely a problem that is? For heaven’s sake, it’s only been LEGAL for you to have sex for a couple of years.

    As for me, I lost my virginity at 20. OMG 20 YEAR DRY SPELL HOW DID I SURVIVE

    Stop being a dick to women if you want them to hang out with you. Problem solved.

  48. Dumbass, do you think those “offers” work? Because I have never, not once, repsonded to those “offers.” Not has anyone I know.

    I know, right? Oh the privilege of being offered sex by people in whom I have no sexual interest. It’s wonderful. There’s nothing like having people you aren’t attracted to offering you sex while you’re trying to pick out shallots or get your oil changed or visit a dying friend in the hospital or buying booze for your uncle’s repast.

    It’s wonderful.

  49. I have the longest dry spell on here. 21 years of virginity.

    WRONG, I win!

  50. And to be even, for men in the last few days, I had conversations with the other real estate agent, the home inspector, the lead inspector, another grocery store clerk, a different mortgage loan officer, and a doctor.

  51. You’re a narcissistic asshole.

    …that would have saved me a lot of typing.

  52. So… you’re a 21-year-old virgin. You poor child, do you have any idea how normal and not remotely a problem that is? For heaven’s sake, it’s only been LEGAL for you to have sex for a couple of years.

    It’s like they all expected to be having sex when they were 14 years old.

  53. Here’s how this straight woman sees those big “hot” Hollywood actors.

    Avengers- Hemsworth, Captain america guy

    - meh

    Batman-Tom Hardy,

    – yes, but he’s also shorter so doesn’t that poke a hole in the “women want tall bulls” theory?

    Christian Bale

    - ick. No, seriously, his smile wigs me out.

    Superman- Henry Cavili

    – who?

    Django- Dicaprio

    - really? You REALLY think Dicaprio was the main draw for that movie when, I dunno, you had someone like Jamie Foxx in the role the movie is named for? (Do I detect a smidgen of racism here? Is there a reason why Looks can’t acknowledge that perhaps a black man in the lead role might have been the main attractiveness draw?)

    Great Gatsby- DiCaprio

    – pleh, I say. Dicaprio does nothing for me.

    Promethues- Fassbender

    – who?

    Twilight- Patterson

    – meh

    Inception- Tom Hardy,

    – again, yes, but he’s also shorter so doesn’t that poke a hole in the “women want tall bulls” theory?

    DiCaprio

    - again, pleh

    James Bond/Skyfall- Daniel Craig

    – pleh

    Amazing Spiderman- Andrew Garfield

    – who?

    Drive- Ryan Gosling

    – yes, him I do see as very attractive. Way to go, you’re 1/11.

    For a guy claiming to be able to tell what women want based on SCIENCE, your accuracy at actually doing so is less than 10%. Good job. How’s that SCIENCE working out for you?

  54. I know, right? Oh the privilege of being offered sex by people in whom I have no sexual interest. It’s wonderful. There’s nothing like having people you aren’t attracted to offering you sex while you’re trying to pick out shallots or get your oil changed or visit a dying friend in the hospital or buying booze for your uncle’s repast.

    It’s wonderful.

    Nothing better, really. I don’t know about you, but those extra obstacles to getting my shit done and going about my day is what I get out of bed for.

  55. I know, right? Oh the privilege of being offered sex by people in whom I have no sexual interest. It’s wonderful. There’s nothing like having people you aren’t attracted to offering you sex while you’re trying to pick out shallots or get your oil changed or visit a dying friend in the hospital or buying booze for your uncle’s repast.

    Or the guys following me around offering me sex. Including rather graphic descriptions. Or walking down the street and having masturbate screamed at you. So, charming. How lucky I am to be a woman. So, many offers from strange men.
    Or how about when I want to go dancing and men try to not only offer sex, but instigate it on the dance floor. And apparently telling them to back off only encourages these nice men to man handle my butt. Because they are just letting me know that they would totally be down to have sex. How wonderful.

  56. The right genes + the right diet can get a person that body and Face.

    Every time you see someone looking good in the media, remember that there are several people whose full time job it is to make that person look good. Make-up (yes, for men too), hair, lighting, wardrobe, photoshop (if it’s in print), whatever kind of post-processing/effects go into movies and tv, etc. There was a TED talk recently by a model where she showed two pictures: one a snapshot of her in a bathing suit with a friend, and another was from the professional shoot she went to the very next day. In the first snapshot, she looked like your every day awkward gangly teenage girl. The professional shot was like she was a whole different person.

  57. pillow in hell

    Actually, looks, Beloved is the first partner I’ve had that approached me first. I’ve been the one to initiate every other relationship I’ve had.

    But nice try cramming me into your teeny tiny utterly detached from reality viewpoint.

  58. I love how he’s saying Chris Hemsworth and Chris Evans are the hot ones in Avengers when EVERY WOMAN I KNOW would fling their panties at Tom Hiddleston (tall, skinny, interesting face) in preference to either Chris. And I would join them.

    And it’s Robert PattINson, not Robert Patterson. I know this because I am secretly a teenage girl.

  59. - really? You REALLY think Dicaprio was the main draw for that movie when, I dunno, you had someone like Jamie Foxx in the role the movie is named for? (Do I detect a smidgen of racism here? Is there a reason why Looks can’t acknowledge that perhaps a black man in the lead role might have been the main attractiveness draw?)

    There’s a lot weird race stuff on puahate. The members seem to be from all over the world and it’s a prime example of how weird the subtext of race and attraction are and differ from culture to culture. And there’s a genuinely sad, internalized racism and self-loathing present in some quite of few of them.

    It’s not as simple as a purely western interpretation of race and sexual attractiveness.

  60. Nothing better, really. I don’t know about you, but those extra obstacles to getting my shit done and going about my day is what I get out of bed for.

    Makes life worth living, I tell you. There’s nothing like having a stranger follow you to your car in the middle of the night -not because he’s trying to scare the ever loving shit out of you and damn near getting himself shivved in the process- to tell you how attractive he finds you and how much he’d like to get your phone number and get together.

    Plus, there’s nothing like being called a bitch for refusing somebody’s offer of sex. That is the absolute icing on the cake of any given day.

  61. Looksie: Beat that.

    Don’t care. It’s not because you aren’t “handsome”. It’s because you are a self-centered idiot.

    But… I did beat that. You may be failing to get laid (can’t imagine why), but it’s never been a crime. I wasn’t involuntarily “celibate” I was forcibly so. If I had sex I was going to be court-martialed.

    And people were trying to kill me while I was being actively denied the right to have sex.

    So fuck off with your self-pity party.

  62. 30 years? Beat that!

    I was 23 before I realized that I just wasn’t sexually attracted to anyone and that’s why I had no desire to be affectionate. Didn’t mean (and doesn’t mean) that the hormones and parts don’t work. Or that I didn’t want a boyfriend for the longest time. Haven’t (and will likely never have) a mate.

    I think I win.

    Also reportedly conventionally attractive and look like I’m about 20ish. (Which means that people treat me like shit until I tell them my age, which is loads and loads of fun.)

    And I think this thread had about 150 comments when I went to bed 12 hours ago.

  63. You guys ever have those days where everything looks awesome and you have no where to go?
    I look fab and I’m just going to work.

  64. I haven’t had a conversation with a woman since December 29th 2012.

    Why the hell would you need to have a conversation with a woman when you already know what they’re thinking? I mean, you already know how women see you and conceptualize the world BECAUSE SCIENCE!

    Also, 21 years of virginity =/= 21 years of sexlessness. Are you proposing that people should be sexed up from the moment of their birth? Because, no. Besides, you asked for dry spells, not years of virginity. Nice goal post shifting.

    Dumbass, do you think those “offers” work? Because I have never, not once, repsonded to those “offers.” Not has anyone I know.

    I think “offers” is apt, since anyone not committed to being a disingenuous dipshit knows that those are thinly veiled threats, not “offers”.

  65. “I <3 Captain Jack Harkness. (And would have a chance with him! So would you Looksdude)

    Pretty sure not the same for John Barrowman."

    Unlike the omnisexual Captain, Barrowman's gay.

    Ross — what are your preferred pronouns then?

  66. You guys ever have those days where everything looks awesome and you have no where to go?
    I look fab and I’m just going to work.

    I have days where I’m so sharp I have to make up somewhere to go just so I can keep showing off my outfit.*

    *I’m paraphrasing the comedian, Sommore.

  67. *pants*

    I am finally caught up on this thread*

    *IDK why, I always feel like I have to read the whole thing before posting. :P

    Anyway, my general idea was that Looks was kind of amusing when he was blabbering about divine proportions and linking to that site (IDK if it gives you viruses, just for the warning) where evidently Pi was the proportion of attractivenss, but now he is just tedious and annoying.

  68. … I occasionally think “It would be nice to stay in tonight, but I’m having a REALLY good hair day, so I’m going out.”

  69. pillow in hell

    “Didn’t mean (and doesn’t mean) that the. hormones and parts don’t work. Or that I didn’t want a boyfriend for the longest time. Haven’t (and will likely never have) a mate.

    I think I win.

    Also reportedly conventionally attractive and look like I’m about 20ish. (Which means that people treat me like shit until I tell them my age, which is loads and loads of fun.)”

    Do know you? And yes, the patronizing sexist bullshit can go die in a fire. I specifically don’t dye me hair or wear hats for this reason.

    *crossing my fingers the blockquote works*

  70. … I occasionally think “It would be nice to stay in tonight, but I’m having a REALLY good hair day, so I’m going out.”

    I love it!

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