The Man Boobz Store is open for business on Zazzle!
Mammoths and Cupcakes and t-shirts, oh my! So far we've got 5 t-shirt designs, illustrating 2 different boob utterances: "We hunted the mammoth to feed you," and "Underneath that fun cupcake is a MONSTER." You can pick the color and quality of the t-shirt, put the designs on a hoodie or a baby doll t-shirt or pretty much whatever you want. There are also stickers, coffee mugs, and an assortment of other swag. And I take requests: if there is something that Zazzle sells that you want to have a Man Boobz graphic on, let me know in the comments and I'll make it available.
Order now! Zazzle has a coupon for $5 off on t-shirts (the coupon code is listed on Zazzle); it expires on Monday.
Big thanks to JohnnyKaje, who designed the t-shirts and provided a lovely mammoth cartoon (and who's got a Zazzle store too), and Shaenon, who drew that deliciously monstrous cupcake. Thanks also to the folks at board.crewcial.org who gave me the idea for the t-shirts in the first place, and suggested the now-legendary mammoth quote.
All profits will go to charity -- specifically, to Planned Parenthood. I'm offering the T-shirts at a variety of different costs, depending on how much you want to donate. With the T-shirts, some are being sold with only a 10% royalty fee -- the lowest that Zazzle allows -- for those who can't afford a big donation; others are sold with a 30% or 50% royalty. The rest of the swag is being sold with a royalty fee of 20%. The amount you end up donating to PP depends on how expensive the item is and what the royalty rate is. For a Man Boobz postcard, you'll be donating all of 22 cents; for one of the more expensive t-shirt options at a 50% royalty, you'll be donating about $20. (The royalty fee goes to me; I will send it along to PP.)
If you want to donate more than this, or if you need a receipt for tax purposes, donate directly here.
Depending on how this goes, I may decide to add some more t-shirt designs based on other strange quotes from the boobz. Make me proud.
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15 comments:
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Totally buying one right now.
aprons! they sell aprons, and the cupcake apron would be awesome!
I'm going to order myself a coffee mug this week. It will have pride of place on my desk here at home.
brigit -- Just created an apron for you! It may take several hours for it to show up on the store though.
thank you! my b-day is coming up and my bf has been asking what I want. Now I legitimately have something to tell him that I want
Yes, the biased blog that only mocks sexism going in one direction.
A person would probably feel more proud wearing a shirt that wasn't one sided. Such as "Mocking misogyny and misandry since 2010"
But that doesn't come into feminist logic. Feminist logic means gynocentrism
Secondly, if there were such shirts that only said "mocking misandry", the men who wear it would be deemed as bitter jerks and it would be deemed as anti-social.
That's social double standards for you. And yet, the nitwit femiclowns still have the audacity to claim that women are the second class citizens.
Nick, you could always order a couple of shirts and burn them to express your outrage.
The "we hunted the mammoth to feed you" would make a great apron for men who like to BBQ.
Ooh, good idea. I'll do one of those too.
Nick, you could always order a couple of shirts and burn them to express your outrage
Or how about you stop being a feminist bigot and have a fair and balanced view when it comes to sexism instead of ONLY having concern towards sexism against women?
That would be a better conclusion. But ummm not in a feminist perspective of course.
What does equality mean to you David? Does it mean equal concern for sexism against a gender?
If David ignores this question, what does this tell everyone?
Haha, I had to come back to this thread and see what the MRAs that frequent this site came up with in protest. :D
I likey. They're amusing without being just a blog-specific in-joke.
nick, I'll answer your question after you go and post several dozen messages on antimisandry.com or misandry review complaining belligerently about them not also focusing on misogyny. And then you can go attack A Voice For Men for not being A Voice For Men and Women Equally. And then, heck, the whole MEn's Rights movement for not being the Men's and Women's Rights Movement, BOth of Them, At The Same TIme, Absolutely Equally. (ACroynm: MWRMBTSTAE)
Actually, heck, I'll answer your question: a person can be for equality AND against misogyny AT THE SAME TIME. In fact, you sort of have to be against misogyny if you want to be for equality. I'm also against misandry, but I see it as a much smaller issue than misogyny. And besides, I'm a guy, and misogynists annoy me especially because they're such an embarrassment to the male sex.
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