BREAKING EASTER NEWS: New evidence reveals Jesus was killed by feminists.

Over on The Spearhead, a fellow calling himself American offers a fascinating new theory on the death of Jesus: It was the evil ladies who did him in!

Pierce brought up an important event in the life of jesus. He was falselly accused, and the violent masses and the heathen whordes wanted to see blood; so the pilate delivered.
Kinda like the American feminist whorde of barbarianism. Maybe womens justice is simply more primitive and barbarian (more heathen-esque) than patriarchal orderly justice.
whether its the klu-klux-klan “mob lynchings” of 100 years ago over false rape accusations, or the Duke lacrosse feminist mobs roaming the streats of durham looking for blood, there seems to be a common theme here. feminine matriarchal justice is lies , hysteria, mob/klan barbarism; while patriarchal justice is truth based, orderly, ect. ect.
Pontius pilate didn’t want to kill jesus, but the violent matriarchal whorde/klan wanted to see blood and forced his hand.

Happy Easter, if you’re into that sort of thing! Just remember, as you’re enjoying your chocolate eggs and microwaving your Peeps, that woman are all a bunch of lying, bloodthirsty whores.

About David Futrelle

I run the blog We Hunted the Mammoth, which tracks (and mocks) online misogyny. My writing has appeared in a wide variety of places, including Salon,, the Washington Post, the New York Times Book Review and Money magazine. I like cats.

Posted on April 8, 2012, in antifeminism, crackpottery, evil women, false accusations, I am making a joke, I'm totally being sarcastic, matriarchy, men who should not ever be with women ever, MGTOW, misogyny, MRA, oppressed men, patriarchy, shit that never happened, the spearhead. Bookmark the permalink. 74 Comments.

  1. He might as well say flying monkeys did it.

    Well, the flying monkeys were doing the bidding of the Wicked Feminist Witch of the West…

    (Where’s MY army of evil feminist flying monkeys, dammit?)

  2. Jesus. We FINALLY got the Pope to stop blaming the death of Christ on the Jews, and now the MRA movement is blaming it on women. There’s no way I can win this game (madface)

    On the other hand: “Golden Whorde” Ghengis Khan, ultimate ALPHA FUCK?

  3. @Cloudiah:

    Nearly 80% of the victims were black.

    Ah, but you see, black people weren’t the only people who got lynched and therefore there was no racial dimension to lynching and therefore it happened to white people nearly as much as to black people and BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHH

    …Excuse me, I appear to have vomited up everything I have ever eaten while trying to parody lynching apologists. Guess I won’t try again.

  4. Oh my. The whole “it’s OK to hate on Jews beacuse they killed Jesus” thing was stupid enough, but this is even more detatched from reality.

    It’s a really versatile excuse, though:

    “You know what I can’t stand? Songbirds.”
    “Why on earth don’t you like songbirds?”
    “Songbirds killed Jesus!”

    “Dolphins killed Jesus!”

    “Tax-collectors killed Jesus!”

    “Postmen killed Jesus!”


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