Mark Minter takes on Marriage, Mangina Manservants and America’s Matriarchal Infrastructure

Mark Minter's worst nightmare

Mark Minter’s worst nightmare

Today I’m feeling lazy, so I’m just going to pass along some thoughts from Mark Minter, a fellow best known, insofar as he is known, for leaving melodramatic manospherian manifestos – look, three “m’s” in a row! — in other people’s comments sections. I’ve written about him before twice! — and he’s recently returned to his old habit of leaving his droppings in the comments here.

This little masterpiece of purplish prose, however, was left in the comments section of Roosh V’s Return of Kings blog (and brought to my attention by a commenter here), where he gets a much friendlier reception than he gets in these parts. His topic: Returning to the United States after spending time abroad. (I’ve cut out big chunks of his comments, as Minty is a tad long-winded.)

I have been back 3 years and I do not seek to engage America in any way. I stay home, on the internet. I shop in the middle of the night for food. When I must be out in the day, I move quickly, efficiently. I interact little with this society that I am no longer a part of. Some of that is age but a lot of is that I have killed my American self and I feel no affection for it, no loyalty to it, and I shall discard it forever, soon. The only connection is feel to it is you, you band of renegade rebels to whom I feel a kindred spirit.

We few, we happy few, we band of douchebags!

Despite the claims of feminists, America is the Matriarchy, the land owned and dominated by women and their mangina menservants, their guards, their infrastructure that so caters to them, their laws.

Yes, it’s true. Along with its mangina manservants — hi, everybody! — America has a Matriarchal Infrastructure. For example, this power plant, located just outside Dacron, Ohio, is devoted entirely to providing electricity for women’s Hitachi Magic Wands.


Anyway, back to Mark’s riveting ruminations:

You see it when upon landing in America. In other places, immigration is almost a “lip service”, a gang of sorts to get money from you when you arrive and when you leave. The security you must pass, when entering. is almost a joke compared to what you encounter when you arrive in America. And it is far greater when you leave, those airlines and airport security forces have a procedure that is not so much that the idea of the country you are leaving, but rather the dictates of America, and its women.

Clearly, only women want border security. If it were up to men, anyone could just waltz in no questions asked, carrying bombs, heroin, large snakes, strange insects, bootleg t.A.T.u. CDs, what have you.

And here you are not a man, but a functionary, a manservant, a slave to women. You see it when you arrive, you feel it, you know it, that stripping of your masculine dignity that begins the moment you leave the plane and enter an American terminal, that herding, that loss of the you that is you. And you see it as you come out on these clean, lit streets, this great giant boring shopping mall, all designed for women, all policed for women, all at the behest of women and those manginas that have bought in … .

Damn you, America and your good lighting! Fuck you and your infernal lack of litter!

It is more than merely cultural, more than social, it is even biological. This matriarchy has dominated even nature here, controlled every last aspect, even the dirt, even the germs, all of the animals, and certainly, all of the men.

It’s true. ALL OF THE ANIMALS. Even my cats are women. Spoiled, pampered women who expect everything handed to them on a silver platter!

Well, not so much a silver platter as little paper plates. Also, I make them poop in a box. But you get the idea.

If you stay, you will remain in angst, a slave to women.

When I close my eyes the image I see is elsewhere.

Weird. I see the completely unilluminated inside of my eyelids, which is not a terribly interesting view.

And when I die, the fact I got to live elsewhere for a time, will dwarf what I feel about here. It is the basis of my rants about marriage and this American life as a married man being insipid, stupid, and a waste of the life of man. Because it ties you to here, it chains you, it removes your option, your hope, that you might leave, and seals your fate as a slave.

So, I guess … don’t get married then? Problem solved!

I don’t think the women of Matriarchal America are going to miss out greatly from you removing yourself from the marriage market. So, seriously, go right ahead.

NOTE: There is no Dacron, Ohio.

About David Futrelle

I run the blog We Hunted the Mammoth, which tracks (and mocks) online misogyny. My writing has appeared in a wide variety of places, including Salon,, the Washington Post, the New York Times Book Review and Money magazine. I like cats.

Posted on April 23, 2013, in antifeminism, crackpottery, drama kings, imaginary backwards land, imaginary oppression, kitties, manginas, marriage strike, matriarchy, men who should not ever be with women ever, misogyny, oppressed men, PUA, rhymes with roosh, western women suck and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1,037 Comments.

  1. What I hear every time someone says “oh my”

  2. MollyRen, holy shit, that link with the commenter is just awful. Her parents let her date a dude who said “rape is equality”. Who the fuck would date someone like that?
    It’s hypocritical too, since people like feMRAs are always quick to tell women to protect themselves by “not being stupid” and dating “weirdos”, but then they turn around and date men who are openly rape apologists!

  3. S minter, I don’t like this at all. It’s bad for Kate’s child. Mark does not seem like a good role model at all. When you say he has not seen his own children in years, do you mean that you are allowing him to see them but that he shows no interest?

  4. I think this guy may be trolling us. He can’t seriously believe any of this, unless there’s some sort of TBI of which I’m not aware.

  5. I have never kept Mark from seeing his kids. When they were little it was “too hard for him emotionally” to deal with seeing them (direct quote) and as they got older and he got stranger, it just didn’t seem to happen. I have paid several imes for our son to go and visit Mark in Austin since he moved there 4 yrs ago, but as our son is getting older and is forming his own opinions, he has not wanted to see his father the last 2 summers. Another little side note, for years, Mark would send our son a birthday card and token gift, yet completely ignore his daughters birthday. This year was the first time in 5 years that he actually acknowledged her. He is a true gem of a human being and parent.

  6. At least the kids are growing up with no illusions about what sort of unfather they have.

  7. I dread the day my daughter finds out via the Internet who her father is. I do not have the heart to tell her about this. I was too busy living my live to even know this all existed until 2 moths ago when I came upon it by accident. My son and I have discussed it since he lives at home and we are very close. Might have something to do with his decision to not see his dad this summer! That’s a lot of crap for a 15 yr old boy to stomach. As far as I know, he does not know about this latest insanity around Mark’s proposed FOURTH marriage. ( yep, you read that right)

  8. Yeah, it sucks that his new bride has a daughter who will be exposed to this as an explicit “lesson” in how to be a woman.

  9. Fourth? Does he mention how often he’s been married to his misogynist pals? So much for going his own way and creeping around at night to avoid contamination by TEH WIMMINZ.

  10. It can not be real. I don’t know what he is thinking but unless they live within walking distance of one another they have never met in person. My real hope is that this is all some insane scheme to end up with a reality show so that they can make some money. Wouldn’t that be hysterical? Not only would the IRS be thrilled, but I could finally get some child support. Plus fortunately for me, no one I know admits watching reality TV!

  11. Yep, I was number 2. About 7 yrs ago he married a columbian woman he met on the Internet. It was annulled shortly thereafter. This gets better all the time, doesn’t it?

  12. I am glad you and your kids seem to have come out okay.

  13. I fail to understand Mark’s charm. All he seems like to me is a hollow calculating douche bag. I mean, S minter, you married him and had a couple of kids with him. He must have some kind of allure (lost on me).

    Kate fully deserves to lose custody of her kid if she goes through with this. She calls herself a “red pill” woman when all she is is deluded by some guy’s criminal charm. Now child support from her own ex husband will go to supporting the household Mark Minter leaches off of. Instead of finding a responsible father, Kate found some absolute dirt bag she fell sickly infatuated with. And by doing so, she endangers her own daughter and offends her parents.

    If she were actually a red pill woman, she wouldn’t disrespect her own parents with this kind of frivolous choice. She wouldn’t disrespect the father of her child with this kind of dangerous choice.

  14. Psst, feministx, you aren’t doing a very good job of pretending to be a feminist.

  15. I was 21 and stupid when I met him. I am 52 now. The peron you are at 40 isn’t even related to the person you were at 20. Mark was attractive in his 20s and is incredibly brilliant. Now he is just insane. Life does that to people sometimes.

  16. My mother married my father when she was 21. I don’t hold that against her. People change. Sometimes for the better, sometimes not.

  17. lol, yeah. I am 30. The guy I dated when I was 21 has since been married and divorced.

    Yeah, pay no attention to the name, feminist. I am just some chick. Neither feminist nor anti feminist. But in this case, ideology doesn’t matter. Mark is obviously a bad choice for this lady. The PUA types are against this marriage too for reasons of their own.

    If she had no kid, I wouldn’t care, but when you have a kid you have to take them into proper consideration when making a choice about partners.

  18. In case you did not see- Roosh, the famous PUA blogger excoriates MM

  19. I can not WAIT until the 1st. Apparently that is the only time you can register to post on that quality piece of work blog. I can’t even imagine where to begin. It amazes me that so many of these people took mark at his word. Do they not know anything about fact checking? It is pretty easy in this day and age if you have the Internet and an IQ over 60. Apparently, they all have the Internet…..

  20. Well, S Minter, they have a strict no women policy on the Roosh V Forum. And they police the site vigorously on the 1st, ever since they were bombed with pictures of gay porn by some brilliant troll last year. So even if you do register you will probably be banned within minutes. I recommend you post on Return of Kings, however, as they are more tolerant toward allowing non males to post comments.

  21. So their site is literally a tree-house with a “no girls allowed” sign on it? I’ll admit it, I loled.

  22. We’re too hormonal, I read it there. (Don’t ask for a link.) TIL that guys don’t have hormones. /sarcasm

  23. “Hormonal” as in “very emotional,” right?

    Makes sense to me. After all, I’ve never seen misogynist men screaming at feminists, raging at women who don’t like being treated unequally, and telling women how cold and heartless they are.

    Nope. Never. It’s only the women!

  24. MRAs conveniently forget that ANGER is also an emotion.

  25. CassandraSays

    You know the old cliche about fish not recognizing water because they’re swimming in it all the time? MRAs are like that with anger. Screeching rage is their natural state so they don’t even notice that it’s an emotion.

  26. Even more than that: they think screeching rage = manly menz cool rational LOGIK.

  27. You know, I’m fairly sure fish recognize “not water” or rather the smarter of them get that there’s an “out there” (the puffers are quite fascinated by this and will swim right up to the glass)

    Not quite recognizing water, but MRAs should recognize “not angry” as a state that does not describe them.

  28. feministx, I’ve just spent half an hour reading your blog and various comments on Heartiste and you are obviously no feminist. I’m not saying you are a troll, but you do seem to have a history of wandering “innocently” into feminist spaces and getting offended when your comments receive a critical reception. I’m curious what has motivated you to come over here.

  29. Do MRAs even recognise that they’re angry?

    They’re certainly not as smart as your average fish.

    All this talk of water and not-water reminds me irresistibly of the crabs and the Eyeballs In The Sky in The Perishers.

  30. CassandraSays

    If it walks like a troll and quacks like a…what noise do trolls traditionally make anyway? Around here it seems to be a combination of buzzing like an angry wasp and whining like a toddler.

  31. The shriek as they get punted into the river by a billygoat?

  32. Speaking of which, this is the Little Golden Book version I had:

  33. This Footrot Flats strip is my favourite troll cartoon ever.

  34. feministx: why bother coming here? Is it because the RoK comments section is like your only source of validation? How sad.

    MInter lives in Austin. Fuck. I hope it’s far enough away from me.

  35. New Minter post is up!

  36. Ergh… I think I ran across Kate and months budding romance on her blog. Yeah, she swallowed a red pill all right. So much simmering on her part. Who knows, maybe she’ll actually be happy with him.

    My guess is that minty is planning on moving into Kates place.

  37. hellkell – you’d probably be safe. After all this is the guy given to doing his errands at night to avoid all those dreadful girl cooties.

  38. “Mark would send our son a birthday card and token gift, yet completely ignore his daughters birthday. This year was the first time in 5 years that he actually acknowledged her.”

    god this is so cruel, I’d rather be beat than that, I hope she’s dealing with this well

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  40. “I was 21 and stupid when I met him. I am 52 now. ”
    Translated, you were hot then, now your not. So of course he dumped you.

  41. Hey guys, Minty’s here!

  42. And of course Minty is soooo hot himself.

  43. You don’t sound very mellow.

  44. I’m sure she’s plenty hotter than HE is. At least she’s done constructive things with her life. What’s HE done?

  45. Did Minty ever get married like the rest of the manosphere freaked out about?

  46. yep -i am clearly a pig:
    2 things: 1) I divorced Mark and 2) he is still living in his sister’s spare room. No internet bride for him!

  47. I am shocked, shocked I say, that Minty is still living at his sister’s place. Did his internet bride wise up or did she never actually exist?

  48. @ Suzanne

    So the bride-to-be wised up, then? Good, I was a bit worried about her.

  49. Did we hear whether or not Mintys’ bride to be was real or not? She was claimed to be some sort of FeMRA, wasn’t she? I’m still half inclined to think she was FigmentFeMRA. Maybe Minty gave up on the tale after all the MGTOW’s frothings about treason. Or maybe, if she was real, she said “Fuck this” for that or associated reasons (ie. Minty’s a loser).

  50. Akk, delete second “or not” in the first sentence!

  51. It’s bizarre how whenever a couple breaks up misogynists assume that it’s the man who dumped the woman.

  52. Unless of course she’s the evil b1tch who deserted the noble and self-sacrficing dude for no reason except hypergamy or ‘gina tingles or whatever the claim is today.

    tl:dr men have every right to leave the woman; women have no right to leave men

    even shorter: men are always right, women are always wrong

  53. Hi Suzanne! I thought having you crash the manosphere freakout was one of the funnier things I’ve seen this year. Does Mark’s sis know he talks that much smack about women on the internet, while she keeps a roof over his head?!

    I think Kate was real– there are plenty of women out there who arrive at adulthood with some serious unresolved self-esteem issues and wind up actively seeking out misogyny– I reckon it’s a DIY attempt to to sort out the previous damage.

  54. Meeting Minty must have been a crash course in Dudes To Avoid and Marrying A Dirtbag Won’t Make You Feel Better About Yourself.

  55. @kittehserf

    Well, I think it’s never too late to crash a course, if necessary.😀 Didn’t Kate’s family beg her to see a therapist? Maybe that actually helped. A good therapist can drag out your mad jumble of contradictory assumptions and plain ol’ unfounded anxieties so you sort it out logically… whereas the manosphere basically exists to pump it all up to 11 for pageviews.

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