Hamish the MGTOW: “Underneath those physically appealing pretty girls does indeed lurk an evil monster.”

So beautiful, so evil.

So beautiful, so evil.

Today, some farm fresh misogyny, straight from the virtual pages of MGTOWforums.com, in the form of a sprawling rant on the blackhearted nature of the female of the species by a fellow known only as Hamish. I have taken the liberty of condensing the rant somewhat, and of breaking up Hamish’s walls of text into shorter paragraphs. The original director’s cut of his comment can be found here.

[T]he prettier a woman is on the outside, the blacker her heart is on the inside. Underneath that pretty exterior does indeed lurk a monster. That women are driven by their highly fickle “feelings” rather than by logic is the scariest and most dangerous part about them.

[W]omen are so fickle that they vacillate between wanting Nick the nice guy who will be nice and romantic to them one day and wanting Tommy the thug who will treat her like absolute crap the next day. Indeed sometimes they want both these things at the same time …

What cupcake wants is a composite male, the ingredients of which are a blend of The Rock, Matt Damon, Donald Trump, Justin Timberlake, Hugh Jackman, Mike Tyson, David Bowie, Tony Montana, Ronaldo and Michael Buble …

With women being so irrational, so utterly unreasonable and unrealistic in their demands, it is absolutely inevitable that … there will come a point where she will feel dissatisfied with her date/her fuck buddy/her boyfriend/her fiance/her husband, whatever. And remember what a women feels is her hamster, logic doesn’t get a look in.

For men morality is largely a logical, learned thing – ten commandments, thou shalt not steal/kill, whatever. But for a woman what she feels is the be all and end all … And if that means fucking over and grinding into the dust good, decent men … purely on account that she no longer feels entirely satisfied with him, then so be it – how she feels must prevail above all other factors. …

[A]nd what’s more many women seem to be thoroughly enjoy crushing such men too – the more decent and genuine a guy is, the more pleasure they take in crushing him.

The reason for this is women … see niceness and decency as a sign of weakness and they begin to look down on that male with utter contempt. ….

This explains why it’s always the nicest guys that women fuck over the worst – and why they take great pleasure in doing so and in twisting the knife. To onlooking men this kind of stuff looks like a horrible, unjustifiable act of black hearted pitilessness – but to women, it’s nothing … .

This illogical thinking and intrinsic fickleness on the part of women winds up in women becoming capricious, merciless tyrants. But of course to be tyrants women have to have power – sure they always had the power of the pussy, but much more sinisterly women are now armed to the teeth and dangerous – armed by the law/the state that is …

Women have the state/big government backing them up to the hilt at every turn – to the extent that women now have the power at their fingertips to destroy or at least seriously mess up/disrupt the life of any man they’re sexually involved with – and … many women … can’t … resist abusing this power. And not only to mess up men’s lives and defame their character … but of course to loot men too – often of their entire net worth.

The madness of all this is that the state has placed all this power in the hands of beings who are intrinsically fickle and capricious by nature. So having been armed by the state, women are now not only fickle and capricious, worse than that they have now upgraded to fickle and capricious tyrants, who have a licence from the state to ruin men’s lives on a whim.

Having been so armed by the state, women are now akin to the capricious psychopath boss at work, who fires people just because he’s in a bad mood, or the capricious psychopath dictator, who has citizens locked up or killed on a whim.

In the case of the psycho boss or the dictator, they behave in this manner because (1) they have the power to do it (2) they can do it without any comeback to them and (3) they get off on it.

And this is exactly the dynamics involved when women fuck over men – women fuck over men because they have the power to do it (or more accurately the state has bestowed that power on them), they can do it without any comeback to them or negative consequences for them and they also do it because they just damned well get a sadistic kick from doing do.

So yes, underneath those physically appealing pretty girls (and indeed in many less physically appealing girls too) does indeed lurk an evil monster – one that is armed, dangerous, and utterly pitiless.

And … scene!

The truly weird thing about this rant is that, as some Man Boobz old timers may recall, the Hamish who wrote this rant is not the first MGTOW named Hamish I’ve written about on this blog. But the last one wasn’t actually real: he was a character who appeared, in cartoon form, in the dreams of a Man Boobz reader. As she wrote in an email to me,

after a day of reading a particularly large amount of your posts, I had a strange dream about this guy who sits on a train and describes some STDs he caught in great (and terrifying) detail to whoever is silly enough to listen. His goal is to dissuade other men from making the same mistake he did — having sex with women. Because to “Hamish the Lover” … all women are dirty and evil and should be avoided at all costs.

Now this mysterious dream lover Hamish has a namesake on MGTOWforums.com, writing long rants on how … all women are evil and should be avoided at all costs.

Kind of creepy, eh?

The dreamer also sent me a picture of Hamish the Lover as he had appeared in her dream. Here he is again.

He looks like a bit of a charming rogue. Too bad he’s an asshole.

About David Futrelle

I run the blog We Hunted the Mammoth, which tracks (and mocks) online misogyny. My writing has appeared in a wide variety of places, including Salon, Time.com, the Washington Post, the New York Times Book Review and Money magazine. I like cats.

Posted on September 17, 2013, in a woman is always to blame, bad boys, beta males, cupcake, evil sexy ladies, evil women, hamstering, men who should not ever be with women ever, MGTOW, misogyny, nice guys, oppressed men, playing the victim, pussy pass and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. 305 Comments.

  1. @katz – So are we presuming that the curve isn’t a normal distribution but rather a skewed one? I’d like to think of the mean as between six and seven, and have a normal distribution curve from there, but I’m rambling.

    It must be because of ladybrain.😛

  2. sarahlizhousespouse

    I can’t recall if it is the Woebegone effect in which people rate themselves as average or above average in things like athletic ability, intelligence, social skills, appearance… driving skill.😀

  3. Re: katz’s game rating scale — VtM:R is like 20% then, cuz I know NO ONE who managed to play it to the end, it sucks that bad. And VtM:B is at least 75% even with the bugginess since you can play it, if you remember to save often, and it has oh so many ways to play it which totally makes up for that glitchiness.

    In other news, sleeping pill, woke up feeling like shit, leaving for pecunium’s in like 16 hours. Fuck you brain, play nice! (Mushroom, mushroom, snake!😄 )

  4. @katz – So are we presuming that the curve isn’t a normal distribution but rather a skewed one? I’d like to think of the mean as between six and seven, and have a normal distribution curve from there, but I’m rambling.

    Well, it depends. If a 1 is the ugliest woman in existence (obviously rating people is stupid but bear with me here) and a 10 is the prettiest, then you might expect a normal distribution.

    But if it’s more like a 1 is a woman nobody in the universe finds attractive and a 10 is a woman everybody in the universe finds attractive, then maybe the average is higher than 5, if most people look at an average woman and think she’s at least sorta attractive.

  5. @ Shadow – Damn you, you beat me to it! with the Ronaldo ambiguity. As a football fan, I lol’ed as well.The thing is though is that being as the Brazilian Ronaldo is only ever referred to as just “Ronaldo” unlike the Portuguese one, it makes it sound as if he means the Brazilian one. Who is obviously considered to be uber sexy by women everywhere. Then again, he did put Trump on the list so who knows whether that’s his opinion? lol

  6. I didn’t even know there was a portuquese one. I was sort of surprised, because Ronaldo was anomalously dark for the rest of that list.

  7. At this point I’ve given up trying to make any sense out of their picks for men who women supposedly find attractive, since the only pattern seems to be “famous”, “rich”, or “doing better in life than I am, that bastard”.

  8. “Doing better in life than I am, that bastard” could mean almost anyone, too. However materially well-off an MRA/MGHOW might be, he’s a miserable idiot by definition.

  9. Basically any guy who doesn’t devote his life to ranting about how evil women are on some sort of MRA or PUA site is an “asshole”.

  10. Asshole and mangina!

  11. cads and dads

    *snrk* My husband straddles it pretty well, I think. He was the rebound man and quite the slut back in the day, but he’s also a devouted, caring spouse, and really wants kids. He’s also a kinky switch, which would probably explode their little minds, since they seem to think there are only ALPHAS and BETA MANGINAS and never the twain shall meet.

  12. *snrk* My husband straddles it pretty well, I think.

    fffrgsnrgllesnort you’re bloody lucky I’d finished my tea, young feller-me-lad!

  13. Where can I get one of those face mash-ups with The Rock, Matt Damon, Donald Trump, Justin Timberlake, Hugh Jackman, Mike Tyson, David Bowie, Tony Montana, Ronaldo, and Michael Buble?


  15. Go your own way, P:lease. No one will stop you. Just stop talking about it & go!

  16. Wow dan. That comment was worth necroing a nearly year old thread? Here’s the thing, none of us mind if you go your own way. Nobody is stopping you. I can assure you that none of us will miss you or any of your other MGTOWs. So go already!

  17. RE: dan

    Oh wow, gee, I’ve never heard that one before.

    Guys, guys, we can’t complain or question anything anyone says or does ever, because it’s their body, their choice! FEMINISM IS OVER!

    Or you know, it would be, if that weren’t total bullshit.

  18. This is not the first time a troll has used that line to mean “men should be able to do whatever they want because they are corporeal beings.”

  19. Yeah, katz. We just had that dude the other week trying to pull the shame shit.

    They really, REALLY do not understand what “her body, her choice” is actually about, do they? Man, I wish I could just haul out half-remembered buzzwords like that!




    (Irrelevant, yes. Still, Platypuses be odd. MONOTREMES!!!!)


  23. cassandrakitty

    Dan seems stressed.

  24. This represents Dan’s A game.

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