Become a total Alpha Male sex god by spitting in women’s mouths

Always practics safe saliva sex

Always practice safe saliva sex

Hey ladies! Better not read today’s post, as it’s only for ALPHA DUDES and would-be ALPHA DUDES. For while I was out looking for Man Boobz material I happened to run across some excellent and not-at-all ridiculous advice from a dude called FISTO on how ALPHA DUDES can use sex to totally control the ladies.

This advice is so totally ALPHA I feel I can only dispense it in small doses, so here are a few tips. Only after you have totally mastered these tips to totally master the ladies should you even consider reading the rest of the post I got them from.  (Also, to be serious for a moment, it’s also fucked up and possibly triggery, so you may not even want to read my post.)

First of all, you need to know that

Women fall in love with you when you Make them feel special + Make them feel feminine …

When they love you, you have the power. …

You will become the man she desperately needs and is terrified of losing.

Ok, so how do you do this? Easy as pie!

Women release the hormone OXYTOCIN during sex, the more intimate and powerful the pleasure for her, the more you will own her ass.

And that means ORGASMS, baby!

The most common orgasm a woman has is the Clitoral Orgasm.  Most people know you can stimulate her to climax with your hands or tongue or when fucking you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.

Wait, what?

you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.

You can angle your body to rub her clit with your abs.

Ok, I am just going to have to take his word for this. Granted, I don’t actually have rock-hard-abs, but I’m pretty sure that unless you are literally this dude


no part of your abs — not even your lower abs, down there between the six pack and the you-know-what — are going to be rocking her clit.

Anyhoo, if you want to make her feel especially feminine and special, you need to

do what a Lion does when it hears a wounded animal and go in for the kill.

And what that means is spitting. Lots of spitting. Possibly NONCONSENSUAL spitting.

Ladies love spitting!

Making her open her mouth and spitting in it, spitting on her face, baby smacking her face, her tits, really throwing down on her ass leaving big red handprints, making her tell you that’s your pussy, and on and on. That’s what bonds her to you, that’s the Greater Alpha Male Long Game.

Ok, you say, I’m totally down with this ALPHA stuff but do the ladies really like all of this spitting?

Well, that’s exactly what some dude asked in the comments to FISTO’s totally ALPHA post, and FISTO laid down some TRUTH on him:

You gotta amp up the intensity of the encounter, you have to escalate by kissing her and making her swallow big drips of saliva, then when you start fucking her tell her to open her mouth, she may say no. Tell her “DO IT”. She will whimper and then do it, and let it drip right in there. Then when you get going hard and the smacking ensues let her rip. It’s not for everyone, but you’ll likely be THE ONLY ONE that does it to her. And that’s leaving a mark.

Pressuring women into doing humiliating things after they say no … what could be more ALPHA than that?

… and I don’t really have any more jokes for today.

I can only hope that all of Fisto’s alleged sexual experience is made up, not just some of it.

I found Fisto and his Red Pill advice through the excellent Blue Pill subreddit. It was also posted in r/sex, where it was, thankfully, downvoted and ridiculed.

NOTE: Added a trigger warning of sorts.

About David Futrelle

I run the blog We Hunted the Mammoth, which tracks (and mocks) online misogyny. My writing has appeared in a wide variety of places, including Salon,, the Washington Post, the New York Times Book Review and Money magazine. I like cats.

Posted on January 16, 2014, in advocacy of violence, alpha asshole cock carousel, alpha males, bad boys, douchebaggery, excusing abuse, men who should not ever be with women ever, misogyny, precious bodily fluids, PUA, rape culture, red pill, reddit, sex, sexual assault, sexual exploitation and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 936 Comments.

  1. Emma, what is your FIRST language?

    You were going for edgy, right? Nice try.

  2. Pseudoemma, at this point you might be wise to stop digging.

    You see, when you enter a conversation with TMI and supporting the idea of doing degrading or violent sex stuff without prior consent, you start out in a hole as big as the Qattara Depression (133 m deep).

    If you keep doubling down, and digging away with more unsolicited TMI and Lea! I hate you! goofiness, you might get as deep as Berezniki (200 m).

    Stop digging. Please.

    P.S. Lea, I don’t hate you. You’re good.
    P.P.S. Real-emma, I like you. You’re way cooler than pseudoemma, even when I disagree with you.

  3. I told you I sadly found this post on google. So I know I missed the point and all, didn’t realize what the site was about, obviously quite a big mistake really. Stop with the banning thread is ridiculous I don’t care about this website, I’m just here killing time waiting for my boyfriend to come and spit on my mouth🙂 you guys know I love it! Peace I wish you all the best of rape

  4. Uh wow Emma’s comment was totally out of line. Shall I summon the Dark Lord.

  5. You’re such a grown-up, Emma. Stay classy and don’t forget to wish rape on strangers you TMIed at! You really are a decent human being!

  6. Also, Emma, you’re a terrible person. Go hug a cactus.

  7. Aaaaaand the troll status is confirmed.


  8. RE: Marie

    Uh wow Emma’s comment was totally out of line.

    So have all of her stuff.

    Also, note that I’m a fellow kinkster, and she never responded directly to me. Yeah, I TOTALLY believe she’s a totally innocent ESL girl who just randomly found this post and misunderstood. Totally.

  9. Well, I don’t think there’s any question now about “Emma’s” motives.

    Fuck off, “Emma.” You are truly horrible person.

  10. But don’t forget guys, it’s OUR fault she said that to us! If we’d just lovingly held her hand and explained to her very gently and politely how it totally wasn’t her fault but maybe just maybe she could understand that what she said was slightly problematic, and it doesn’t mean anything bad at her at all…

    Yeah right. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

  11. aaaaaaaaaaaand Phlegmma turned out to be just another low budget troll.

  12. Ha, ninja’d by everyone! Oh, well, at least the Blockquote Mammoth didn’t get me.

  13. @LBT

    Uh wow Emma’s comment was totally out of line.

    So have all of her stuff.

    I guess to me it just seemed like she jumped of the slope from horrible to more-horrible. Maybe cuz I had a ‘gaaa no’ reaction. Though I didn’t read her earliest comments to closely, so maybe I just missed the super-bad there.

  14. “Emma,” we know you. You’re still an asshole. **Yawn**

  15. Toad-Crickets Pseudoemma! That last remark has so much ew. Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.

    Yeah. Go. Please. Ew.

    Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew.

    Not that the earlier TMI-ing wasn’t bad enough. But, ew.

    Brain bleach for everyone else:

    Here’s a penguin who got to live!

    And a really, really dorky but kind of adorable Pirates trailer with Gerbils:

  16. Thanks, contrapangloss.
    You have warmed the hackles of my shriveled, black heart.🙂

    I told you I sadly found this post on google.

  17. Well, that was … different? Nope, trolls have done this before. Interesting? Nope, for the same reason.

    Hey, I like you too, Lea! ::makes Puss in Boots eyes::

  18. …Wow. I’m giving that flounce 0/10 for no no no just no.

  19. As much as I am for spitting, all things in the sexual realm need to be consensual. That’s disgusting to make someone do something they don’t want to do.

  20. that works i totally understand what your talking about i have done it but thats only for the big dogs!

  21. emilygoddess - MOD

    Richard doesn’t even seem to know whose blog he’s on (hint: not the guy who suggested the spit thing).

  22. That stuff is gross if u spit in my mouth I will throw up in yours

  23. I think my bf read this article. I must say it really sucks a man spitting on you. After he did it, I started having HUGE doubts about him. I must say, I don’t want to be with him anymore, and I’m looking to leave him, since it is not satisfying for me. In return, I had to spit on him… But, he liked it even more… I must say that I prefer a man who knows how to make me orgasm, that knows how to move his hips, and use speed, among other qualities…before spitting!!!!

  24. My boyfriend does this .It really caught me off guard at first .But I really like it .It is very dominating .And different. And yeah, it’s pretty much disgusting and nasty. But that’s part of the appeal .I don’t know if he heard this same advice somewhere or if he does it on his own but he does the other stuff too and it’s all a major turn on for me .Don’t write it off for other women just because you don’t like it. He’s also by far the most loving, considerate, kind, and attentive people I’ve ever met. And “alpha” as well .People can be a mixture of things .Trying to give people labels to sort out things that scare you is a bad thing to do .

  25. Nobody has a problem with anything consenting adults do with each other. We have a problem with somebody doing that to a non-consenting person in order to gain dominance.

  26. @Fin: I think there’s a vast difference between you and your boyfriend doing it when he knows you like it, and some random dude doing this to a woman in bed without knowing if she likes it or not (some people don’t like it, like me. Gross.) because some random dude on the internet told him to to “establish dominance over your woman”.

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