Red Pill Theorist: Women are like children. Except you can have sex with them.

This Morpheus dude may have a point.

This Morpheus dude may have a point.

Put on your thinking caps today, because we are going to wade into the highly rarefied world of Red Pill Theory. Our Guest Lecturer today is a totally ALPHA DOG Red Pill Redditor by the name of GayLubeOil — don’t worry, fellas, he’s straight! — who has some important insights for us all on the nature of women.

Namely, that women are basically just overgrown children. Who give blow jobs.

Let’s let him explain, in a post that’s now Number One With A Sticky in the Red Pill Subreddit.

Treating Women Like Children (self.TheRedPill) submitted 8 hours ago by Endorsed ContributorGayLubeOil - stickied post One of the key tenants of Red Pill is that women act like children. There are many reasons for this. Women are not held accountable for their actions growing up, so they are completely new to the concept of accountability. If a woman sucks a dick, she tells a realy long story about how she was put in a dick sucking situation. Women don't realy believe in their own agency. That's why they often believe in cosmic forces like fate and patriarchy, because nothing they ever do is their fault. If women don't take responsibility for their actions, someone else has to. That's why we have to treat women like children. Obviously, some woman is going to read this have a cascade of feels and then deal with said feels in the most immature way possible.  While Red Pill theory has definitely harsh view of women, the practical application isn't as anti-social as our detractors believe.  One of the things that children suck at, is regulating their internal state. They're too little to know if their hungry, sleepy or if they need to go for a walk. When a child throws a tantrum its often not about the toy, there is often some underlying issue you need to take care of.  As stupid as its sounds you can completely avoid a lot of arguments by ignoring everything she says and going for the underlying problem. I cant believe you never told me that you X! Aww is she hungry. She gets this way when shes hungry. Then just feed her some Greek yogurt or something, and the problem will go away. Or just take her for a walk around the block, because shes just anxious from being at work the entire day.  Red Pill holds that male leadership is the cornerstone of a good relationship. Sometimes that means treating her like a child.

After reading all of that, you may have a few questions. Obviously, the most important question is: why Greek Yogurt? Well, in addition to being very popular with the ladies, it is apparently quite high in iron. Let’s let Professor LubeOil explain why that’s so crucial:

GayLubeOil[S] 44 points 7 hours ago* The reason I used Greek Yogurt as an example is that its high in Iron. A surprising number of women are anemic which means they bruise easily. Its obviusly not your fault that she cant get enough nutrients into her body. However You don't want to be seen walking around with a bruised woman. Which is why GayLubeOil recommends feeding your anemic woman Greek Yogurt mixed with pomegranate so you don't look like an abusive asshole. If you are an abusive asshole yogurt and pomegranate will not fix or prevent hemotoma. Sorry abusive assholes.  permalinkparentgive gold [–]Knoxhon_ 8 points 5 hours ago Sorry abusive assholes.  lmfao
Well, with that critical issue taken care of in a totally not creepy or red-flaggy kind of way, let’s move on to some of the serious discussion Professsor LubeOil’s thesis inspired in the Red Pill Subreddit.

Ah, who am I kidding? They mainly just posted comments about how totally right he was and how women totally are a bunch of overgrown children. But saying women are children is totes not misogyny!

Usherai 39 points 7 hours ago For all the accusations of misogyny thrown at TRP, I don't think most guys, even here, go far enough. Women are exactly like children in that without strong male leadership they will ruin themselves by being slaves to their emotions and short-sightedness. Their inability to take responsibility for themselves means that men need to be the ones directing, influencing, and manipulating their emotions into beneficial behaviors and pursuits.  This means that the mindset RP men should have in their relationships with women is one of complete and utter superiority. Your analysis and suggestions are pretty spot on.
And, heck, even if a dude maybe is a teensy bit of a misogynist, what’s the big deal, so long as it convinces him to treat his women properly — that is, like you would treat special needs children.

GayLubeOil[S] 41 points 7 hours ago Even if someone is a blatant misogynist and thinks women are completely inferior to men, that doesn't necessarily translate into him treating women poorly. Lets say you had a special needs child . The kids obviously intellectually inferior, to you and his peers. You knowing this doesn't make you an asshole. Knowing this and admitting this is the first step in being a good parent for this kid. Yea maybe you have to wipe his mouth after he eats or pick up after him a bit more. But pretending that he is a totally normal kid is going to make you a shittier parent than admitting the truth. That's why you should do what men have done for most of human history:treat women like women instead of pretending that they are men with breasts.  permalinkparentgive gold [–]Knoxhon_ 14 points 5 hours ago misogyny isn't about superior/inferior. it's about a hatred of women as a group. this is a common misconception.  permalinkparentgive gold [–]Endorsed ContributorDemonspawn 13 points 4 hours ago But so much of the population has equality disease: thinking someone isn't equal must be coming from hate... because they are equal, don'tchaknow!

Damn those feminazis and their “equality!” Why, it’s almost un-American!

About David Futrelle

I run the blog We Hunted the Mammoth, which tracks (and mocks) online misogyny. My writing has appeared in a wide variety of places, including Salon, Time.com, the Washington Post, the New York Times Book Review and Money magazine. I like cats.

Posted on February 28, 2014, in ableism, alpha males, antifeminism, citation needed, crackpottery, creepy, demonspawn, domestic violence, dozens of upvotes, evil sexy ladies, excusing abuse, mansplaining, men who should not ever be with women ever, misogyny, MRA, one hundred upvotes, patriarchy, patronizing as heck, red pill, reddit, women are children and tagged , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 370 Comments.

  1. Scented Fucking Hard Chairs

    Ten bucks says he chose iron as a reference to periods. Because eew, icky, girls bleed down there, girls are gross!

  2. lot of hate comments… how fun! Let’s start with the beginning. there are a number of reasons why I say most women do not take responsability for their actions:
    1. drinking and then blaming their behaviour in that state on someone else
    2. getting into poisoneus relationship and not wanting to understand they chose this and they need to change the cause for their choice
    3. things that just break by themselves without any human action being done to them

    @Policy of Madness I already stated that is the women I met not the entire 3.7 billion. And no I am not assigning responsability for something not under their control.

    @ej apparently yours was the only non-hateful comment and I agree with what you said. My point about women lacking in certain minerals including iron comes from the fact that a lot of women tend to avoid red meat and other products with high callory content. Most of those minerals come from meat and dairy products and can be acquired very hard from vegetables.You are completely correct that there are men that cannot take

  3. Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)

    @ej apparently yours was the only non-hateful comment and I agree with what you said. My point about women lacking in certain minerals including iron comes from the fact that a lot of women tend to avoid red meat and other products with high callory content. Most of those minerals come from meat and dairy products and can be acquired very hard from vegetables.You are completely correct that there are men that cannot take

    Wha…what have I missed here?

  4. EJ (The Other One)

    @Pandapool:
    I’m guessing that it’s a reference to vegetarianism being more common among women, and a diet over-heavy in meat being seen as being more “manly.” And really, that tells its own story, doesn’t it.

    @cyp:
    Please understand that I agree with PoM and M. I’m not your token Good Feminist; whatever they say to you goes for me as well.

    However, I am a scientist, and as a scientist I must call you up on your claims which are based on hearsay, supposition and “everybody knows” rather than on data. Peer reviewed study or GTFO, cyp.

  5. @EJ ok call me up on my claims! So far you have not. And it is not hearsay more than what you said is hearsay.It is just my experience and I already mentioned that. You cannot disprove my life experience since it is mine.
    1. I was not refering at vegetariasm especially, but also diets that are close it. i never said a diet over heavy in meat is more manly, just that meat is a necessary aliment and that women are the ones that remove it from their diet more often.
    2. never thought you as a good feminist as I am not so naive to believe those exist. But I considered you as a person that can talk reasonable about facts instead of just splurring insults as your friends that you are defending.
    3 http://www.vegetarianvoice.com/vegetarian-nutrition/7/five-nutrients-vegetarian-diets-lack/
    4. Also you mentioned that there are also men that do not take responsability for their actions (as always feminism has taken the worse attributes in men and seen them as qualities) but the difference is the law does not protect men when they do this. They do protect women a whole lot though. If you want equality let it be complete!

  6. there are a number of reasons why I say most women do not take responsability for their actions

    As well as lacking citations, your “reasons” are too vague to meaningfully discuss – as if you’re reluctant to place your goalposts. For example:

    drinking and then blaming their behaviour in that state on someone else

    Could you give an example of the sort of behaviour you’re talking about?

  7. @cyp:

    3. Congratulations, you managed to paste a link. That article points out alternative ways to get each of these nutrients, so it contradicts your own claim that meat is “necessary”.

    Furthermore, that article is about vegetarians, not about women. Do you have any sources that back up your argument?

    4. What laws are you talking about? In which country/ies have these been implemented?

  8. mola the ocean sunfish

    @ Newt

    He means rape, of course! Because everyone knows if a women are responsible for their own rapes, especially if they were drunk at the time. And the law “protects” them from the consequences of the poor choice to drink while female own by putting them through hell and failing to prosecute or convict, or ridiculously light sentences.

  9. In misogyny speak, “women don’t take responsibility for their actions” = “women should take responsibility for men’s actions.”

    That’s what that means. Every time.

  10. I guess cyp hates men if he thinks that they can’t help but rape and abuse women given the opportunity.

  11. @mola

    I know he *means* that, but I was wondering whether he’d come straight out and admit it, or squirm for a while longer.

  12. EJ (The Other One)

    2. never thought you as a good feminist as I am not so naive to believe those exist. But I considered you as a person that can talk reasonable about facts instead of just splurring insults as your friends that you are defending.

    Well, if we’re going to be reasonable, then I’d have thought that you would have avoided insulting me either. However, this was evidently fated to not be the case. I’d disappointed.

    WWTH, Mola and Newt make some excellent points there, particularly Newt. I await your response to her rebuttal with great interest.

  13. Policy of Madness

    Yes, I am also curious as to what cyp means by “women’s behavior,” as I am 95% sure what is meant by that is “men’s behavior toward women.”

  14. EJ (The Other One)

    @mola:
    He might not only mean rape. He might also be referring to the wage gap, to name one example. There’s all sorts of victim blaming one can indulge in.

  15. @EJ: Aww, thanks. For reference, I’m a “he”.

  16. EJ (The Other One)

    *I’m disappointed, not I’d.

    Writing this in fits and starts whilst my SQL runs is not good for my proofreading.

  17. Policy of Madness

    @Policy of Madness I already stated that is the women I met not the entire 3.7 billion.

    You agreed with a universal statement, that women act like children and don’t take responsibility for their actions. Your response was “So are you saying he is not right?” You decided to support this with your anecdata. Are you trying to be cute now and claim you don’t know how language works? In other words, are you trying to avoid taking responsibility for an action you made, in typing out your unconditional support of a universal statement?

  18. wow… the crazy level is over 9000!!!! where did I mentioned rape? Have you even read my comments? none of you seem to know how logic works. About what laws I mean the fact that most women get justification if they kill their husbands or even their children and get less jail time. Also because you wanted to open the can of worms about worms look at the police statics on false alegations of rape and people that have went to jail for years after such false allegations. Also in today’s society allimony is something that should not exist anymore.Also in 70% cases of DV the woman starts it and contributes to the fight just as much as the man but you do not see a woman put to jail for it. No the man gets put in jail for defending himself against the crazy emotional one. Anyway the level of crazy is too big and I am already bored by nonsensical comments.

  19. Policy of Madness

    Anyway the level of crazy is too big and I am already bored by nonsensical comments.

    Good, because your trolling has now violated the Comments Policy. Don’t let the html hit you on the ass on your way out!

  20. mola the ocean sunfish

    @ cyp,

    look at the police statics on false alegations of rape

    Ok, I will look, can you show them to me?

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