Off Topic: Saturday Night’s All Right For …

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1. Ami Angelwings | May 21, 2011 at 7:58 pm

   So you’re actually admitting you’re a Mangina now? :O

   This is a day that will be celebrated by conspiracy trolls for centuries to come! xD

   And TY.. you too! :3 (i suppose it’s not a holiday weekend where you are? or you’d need more cucumbers! xD )
2. Laughing gull | May 21, 2011 at 8:34 pm

   Oh my. And I’ve just sliced a cucumber up with tomatoes and olives. There is a “No Return” policy on produce, I hope.

   I can hear it now… “Feminism has caused wimmins to abuse cucumbers! This has got to stop!” or “Woman claims false allegation of rape against a cucumber. Please sign a petition!”
3. Ami Angelwings | May 21, 2011 at 8:36 pm

   (i hope that didn’t offend you this is your space after all and it occurred to me afterwards that maybe my joke hit a raw spot)

   As a fluffy present for dead evil feminist overlady royal person long weekend, this is what Saturday Night means to us Soviet Canuckistanians
4. David Futrelle | May 21, 2011 at 8:47 pm

   It’s not actually my receipt. But I sort of wish I knew the shopper in question.
5. Laughing gull | May 21, 2011 at 8:59 pm

   Aw, David. She’s probably one of those Ameriskanks who’s being unfaithful to her spouse using produce. Talk about hypergamy!
6. thefemalespectator | May 21, 2011 at 9:03 pm

   In the early eighteenth century, when there were all sorts of odd ideas about harems floating around, Alexander Pope joked with Lady Mary Wortley Montagu about her trip to Constantinople that she’d better be careful of the cultural influence. One instance he gave of the strangeness of life in the East was that apparently women could only be served sliced cucumbers* in the harem because otherwise it might…give them ideas…about something. Probably thongs weren’t involved, though. He was also worried about her losing her soul and her husband getting circumcised.
   *No cucumbers were harmed in the making of this post.
7. Ami Angelwings | May 21, 2011 at 9:06 pm

   Well I figured it wasn’t your receipt xD (where’d you find it? :O )
8. David Futrelle | May 21, 2011 at 9:17 pm

   Not worried about you, Ami, but some of the MRA/MGTOWers around here are very literal-minded.

   I can’t remember where I found it. It’s been floating around online for a bit.
9. Johnny Pez | May 21, 2011 at 9:25 pm

   The receipt is an obvious fake. No real Texan would let the gub’mint levy taxes on him, because Taxation Is Theft.
10. Laughing gull | May 21, 2011 at 9:34 pm

    I agree, Johnny Pez. Taxes are only used to support feminists. So it is Theft. And make it illegal for women to buy phallic shaped produce!
11. clairedammit | May 21, 2011 at 9:53 pm

    $4.84 for motor oil? That’s a steal!

    /car guy
    //only thing I buy at Walmart
12. Holly | May 21, 2011 at 11:07 pm

    “Self Check-Out”?

    Cowardice.
13. G.L. Piggy | May 22, 2011 at 3:41 am

    i didn’t know sales tax was that high in TX.
14. Graham | May 22, 2011 at 10:47 am

    Also off topic:

    Just seen Beyonce’s new video:
    

    Can only imagine the joy it’s going to provoke in the manosphere…
15. Kendra, the bionic mommy | May 22, 2011 at 11:55 am

    The shopper should have used a coupon for the lubricants. He or she could have saved $2. At least the cucumbers were a rollback price that day, saving 6 cents. You have to be wise about your money if you’re kinky during a recession.
16. Fuck MRAs | May 22, 2011 at 7:02 pm

    It all sounds pretty fun except the thongs. Those things are stupid beyond words.

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