Our Misandrist Future?
Over on Comics Should Be Good, glimpses of a terrifying misandrist future — and the man who set out to make things right again!
He does look cute in his little cleaning outfit, I have to admit.
Check the whole thing out. It’s pretty hilarious.
EDIT: I changed the link from Buzzfeed to Comics Should Be Good, which originally dug up the comic and shows more from it.
Posted on March 16, 2013, in antifeminism, evil women, misandry, misogyny. Bookmark the permalink. 696 Comments.
@viscaria
Ouch. Sorry about you’re finger
My day was kinda boring, but I helped my mom assemble her new pantry. Also, he had cupcakes
Hellkell: Thanks for the info.
Oh my god
These words
These words that you said
Voscaria: Ouch! You OK? I kind of love the hot bath, cold outside thing, but it’s almost impossible here except for three weeks in February. I had to put the AC on, please FSM, don’t let it be like it was two years ago.
Viscaria. Sorry I borked your name. I type gud.
Fade: more info: http://www.penzeys.com/cgi-bin/penzeys/p-penzeysperiperi.html
noooooo!@!!!!! the blockquote monster ate me!!!!!! *cries*!!!!!!!!
ot, but I keep reading the thread title ‘our misandrist future’ as our ‘misandrist furtelle’
I’d wager “hand manipulating genitals” represents a solid majority of sex acts.
I know Virgil is long gone, but re his comments about Patrick Hurley and Chris Helmsworth… what he glosses over is those guys have to work super hard to look like that. No one gets muscles like that without serious effort and maintainance (and a huge grocery bill). It’s telling that that’s the kind of guy he chooses as “every woman wants”, while at the same time talking like there is no way he could ever improve his own appearance.
I often find characters in movies quite attractive, including their looks, but not the actor. Does that happen to anyone else? I think it really disproves the “women only care about looks” thing since they are 2 people who look identical.
Ooh, thank you! I shall keep that in mind. (Especially for my sister, since she loves spicy foods)
… Is the phrase “hand manipulating” redundant?
So Diogenes the “oooh you’re being heteronormative, how terribul” is now back to PIV as the only really important, the majority, thing with sex. Proving once again he knows jack shit about it, and that this is about policing women.
Hey moron, you want to explain to everyone who isn’t interested in or doesn’t get any pleasure from PiV why their preferred sexual activities don’t count?
The only influence you have here is to make yourself more contemptible. You can stop trying, because we already despise you.
Oh, and not everyone is as freaking scared of body hair or fluids or shapes as you are. I’d bet that most people don’t have your level of confusion between cleanliness and hairiness. (Have you shaved your head? Eyebrows? Hair is ICKY, you have to remove it all!)
Lots and lots of people are comfortable with themselves as they are. Sorry to shock you, but you’re talking to actual adults here.
@Marie, I have Clydesdale ankles - not in size but in featheriness. Menopause’ll do that!
Kim: I know, people’s personality’s kind of influence me a lot in their attractiveness, so I can definitely see how a character in a movie can be hotter than their actor. Maybe the character just had a better/more attractive personality.
You’re welcome. Penzey’s is excellent, especially if you have a store in your area. If not the website, crappy as it looks, gets the job done.
Baroncognito, I stand corrected.
The majority of sex acts between 2 people of different gender.
Viscaria, so sorry you hurt yourself!
@kittehs
are those bad? I don’t know what they are *blushes*
@Fade and Marie and Hellkell, I am fine, thank you! It could have been really bad. Hard tile floor + heads =concussions or worse. I think the clip I had in my hair to keep it from getting wet saved me from a dangerous result.
@Fade, do you mean the hand thing or the fainting thing? As far as the hand, I collapsed near the wall, so I assume my hand swayed outwards when I fell and knocked into it. If it’s the other thing, I’m not sure why extremes in temperature can make you pass out ,but they can. The best solution is don’t warm your body up to temperatures it can’t reasonably handle (ME). It’s kinda like I gave myself heat stroke. For fun. Good decision.
of two cis people of different gender (assuming cis man cis woman here) You really aren’t proving you aren’t transphobic, btw.
Ah, I meant the temperature thing.
@viscaria
well, I’m glad that you’re okay
Diogenes: fail again. Harder. You can do it.
I understand that there are women who cannot orgasm from Penis in Vagina intercourse. Is it really “bonus” if the piv doesn’t do anything for them? It’d be like going to a bookstore with the intention of getting a book both of you can read, getting a German language book when your partner can’t read German, and then saying “Okay, well any other book we buy is a bonus.”
@hellkell, I made some mango chutney with mangoes from my neighbours farm. Want me send some over? It’s on the spicy side, which I’m guessing will be OK?
BigMomma: yes! Do you have a recipe?
“I’d wager “hand manipulating genitals” represents a solid majority of sex acts.”
I had a wonderful if bizarre image of the genitals manipulating the hands when I read that.
“The majority of sex acts between 2 people of different gender.”
Wrong again, ignoramus. Jeez, go read a sex manual or something. You know what foreplay used to be called? Pleasuring. Derek Llewellyn-Jones made a good case for returning to the older word to get away from the idea that “real sex” is PiV and everything else subsidiary to it, or just a necessary evil to get the woman receptive. Sounds like you haven’t really got past that stage.
As Marie pointed out, PiV isn’t even that pleasurable, let alone orgasmic (if orgasm is one’s aim - oh hai, not everyone is chasing it y’know) for many women, yet you’re dismissing their needs because TEH BONER says there’s only one thing that really matters with men and women.
Protip: you’ll never, never know what making love is while you have that stupid attitude.
Ouch Viscaria, glad you’re okay.
Blow jobs are unpleasant? Fuck, if I’m with a guy I’m disappointed if he doesn’t let me suck his cock. Doesn’t have to be hairless, just clean.
Marie - you know Clydesdale horses, or Shire horses, with the long hair over their hooves? It’s just my joke name for my hairy ankles.
I daresay to idiots like Dumbass the Yapper, that means my ankles are ICKY and DIRTY, so that’s a bonus.
Oh, and what made that party story with dude-into-hairlessness even more AWKWARD is that he was the older brother of my good friend, which meant I got to see him multiple times after that.
@kittehs
Ah. I was just confused XD I have hairy toes /random (warning, much tmi on my body hair coming up)
…stay away from me diogenes, I have hairy toes. And a slight lady moustache. And pubic hair. And hair like everywhere but my calves and armpits (where it’s uncomfy) But I think he would also really hate the lady moustache.
Kittehs’, when I went through my horsey phase, I used to braid their manes. I wonder if you could braid your ankle hair?
@cloudiah.
wow, that must have been annoying. :/
WeeBoy, are you referring to Virgil-not-at-all-Mr-Al or Diogenes the Dumbass? I missed it if the latter was claiming fellating someone is unpleasant.
@hellkell, I do, I got it off the interweb, hang on….
Diog didn’t come right out and say blow jobs were unpleasant, he just kind of implied it.
I’m hanging out here because I’m afraid to look at the Steubenville thread. 0_0
How bad is it?
cloudiah, I shall do my best! I don’t think it’s quite long enough, though.
TMI hair as well:
Hobbit feet! I too have hobbit feet! And yeah, hair wherever one might expect it. One big reason for not doing my armpits is that I chafe really easily, and being hairless just makes it worse. Plus I get a certain pleasure in thinking some dipshit on the public transport might get his knickers in a twist over seeing FEMALE ARMPIT HAIR OH NOES. Yay for hairy oxters!
The only hair I remove are stray spiky ones on my chin and lip. They’re not visible, but I can feel them, and kind of enjoy doing the search-and-destroy tweezers thing.
Spicy Mango Chutney
There were fancier ones, but I had everything for this one, it was easy and tastes really good. Don’t chop the mango up too small as mine dissolved a bit too much for my liking. But it’s still pretty good.
Dang I wish I could repeat what Mr K just said, but that might be really TMI.
::also hiding from Steubenville thread::
Cloudiah, if I remember correctly the worst thing there is (it’s not good, just for the warning) Diogenes nitpicking what you should call it (something like “Oh, it’s not RAPE, it’s MOLESTATION) but he got put on moderation.
Oops, forgot to add, if you include the top post, not the comments, it’s really awful.
Cloudiah: the troll just got moderated in the Stubenville thread.
Oh fuck you, Diogenes. You really are an asshole.
Thank goodness the little shit has been put on moderation.
cloudiah: The Dark Lord was pinged, and someone is no longer semantically shitting all over that thread.
Thanks for the recipe BigMomma!
@kittehs
Huh. I have stray spikey ones on my face as well, in addition to lady moustache you see up close. When my spikey ones grow long I can stroke them, like a gotee! evilly! >:D
ouch. That chafe thing sounds painful
um, I’m wierd. I do feel like the only place I *need* to shave for comfy-ness is my armpits, because I don’t shave my thighs and they’re fine, just my calves. I confess I did start because of peer pressure :/ still like how they feel all smooth and silky (on me, personally I don’t have a huge body hair preference for partners).
Also tmi: I do actually trim (not shave! Itchyness!) my pubic hair cuz it gets too long for comfort, but that’s just a comfort thing, seeing as how I am not in danger of having sex soon*
*depression can kill a (non existant) social life
OMG. I go away for one little ice cream sundae (Jameson’s Coffee and Bailey’s Chocolate Chip Cheesecakes Ice Creams with walnuts, caramel and green sugar sprinkled on top to be festive) and Diogenes tops his hairy cunnilingus is impossible claim with a claim that the majority of sex acts are p-i-v.
The majority of sex acts in my cis-hetero relationship are decidedly not p-i-v. Plurality maybe. Maybe.
Recipes: I made this interesting garbanzo/chickpea with greens casserole thingie, which was pretty good but a little bit dry. (Next time I will add stock. Or wine. Or both!) And there’s a ton of it. I think I’ll bring it to work tomorrow and try to offload it on my coworkers, because the thing about cooking when you’re single is that you get really tired of the leftovers sometimes.
@Cloudiah
My friend has a similar problem to that, though not because she’s single. She can’t cook good food very often because her kids are so picky she’d be the only one eating it. So she can’t wait for us to move in (she is my Dad’s fiancee, so they’re getting married soon) so she can cook good food.
Same here, Some Gal.I stepped away from Manboobz and came back to Naif’s claim about p-i-v sex. Still, at least I managed to contribute a recipe for Hellkell.
@cloudiah
I get tired of leftovers even with a partner who doesn’t to help eat them.
Luckily I have a few coworkers who love my cooking (or maybe they just love the FREE FOOD), so for stuff that isn’t easily freezable I do have options when I get tired of things.
Well said WeeBoy. There are also diseases and injuries that will change the body. There are medical conditions that will modify the penis. I hope Diogenes has an understanding partner if that happens.
Peri Peri. I to look that up. The chilis look familar, but the ones I saw at the market may have been ornamentals. (ornamental chili - an abomination against nature.) We have so many local chilis available here in the southwest U.S., that I don’t see many imports from Africa (unless I go to the right specialzed store.) It sounds awesome.
You know when I said that sex with him would be about as much fun as going to the dentist? I’ve changed my mind. At least I don’t usually fall asleep while at the dentist.
His poor girlfriend.
For anyone interested, I wrote a post with more kitten pictures.
Great post, katz!
@Hellkell
I’m torn between my inherent resentment of that particular phrase, and my joy at meeting another RPDR fan. Hiyeee! *Alaska wave*
@Diogenes
Holy hetero hegemony, Batman!
Dude, I think it’s clear by now that you maintain a relatively high standard of grooming and would prefer a partner who does the same. That’s fine, but I don’t get why you think your standards should be everyone else’s.
And how’s that working out for you?
@Kim
So much so that I usually have no interest in the actors and find it jarring when they don’t act like their characters*. I’d say it’s because personality is at least as important to me as appearance (to the point that I tend to find unpleasant people unattractive regardless of their looks), but Virgil heroically exposed that for the feminist lie it was :-p
*When I first joined Twitter, I went looking for Jossverse actors to follow, and was so unsettled by Eliza Dushku (Faith) and Juliet Landau (Drusilla) having lunch together that I decided the fourth wall was just fine where it was.
Zing!
Hiyeee! I was hoping there was another fan that would get that!
emilygoddess: are you on the forum? Because we should start a thread for RPDR, might be fun.
That comic reminds me of a Swedish feminist novel from the 1970:s… it’s really cheesy, but all left-wing feminists have read it at one point or another. It’s about a gender-flipped society where men are oppressed, but finally rise up and demand equality. The moral of THAT story, however, is that EQUALITY is good. The point of the gender flip is just to make people see gender oppression with fresh eyes, to really appreciate how stupid and arbitrary it is.
“That comic reminds me of a Swedish feminist novel from the 1970:s…”
The Daughters of Egalia by Gerd Brantenberg http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerd_Brantenberg maybe, however she is Norwegian.
Thanks Talacaris! That was indeed the book I had in mind, only I misremembered the author’s nationality.