Dance Dance Devolution: PUAs in the Club Edition
Yes, that is Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward.
Behold, what may be the most hilarious Pickup Artist video ever. In it, someone calling himself Skills shows the fellas how to “open” ladies wordlessly, using only the seductive power of their sexy, sexy dancing. And not just one kind of dancing: Skills demonstrates smooth moves for all sorts of dances, from Disco to Latin to Booty to Rock ‘n’ Roll. (Today I Learned that “Take on Me” by A-ha is the untimate hard-rocking Rock ‘n” Roll number.) Apparently most styles of dancing require men to stare relentlessly at their partners’ breasts and general breast area.
Oddly, the woman Skills has seduced hired to appear in his video does not appear all that impressed with Skills’ skills. MISANDRY!
Oh, and WAIT! Before watching this, make sure that “annotations” are turned on. Otherwise you will not be able to fully appreciate the subtleties of Skills’ teachings.
I stole this video from the excellent PUA.txt Twitter account, featuring nothing but authentic wisdom from the PUA sector.
Posted on March 18, 2013, in men who should not ever be with women ever, misogyny, PUA and tagged pick-up artists, pickup artists, PUA. Bookmark the permalink. 163 Comments.
If you see a dancefloor full of people like that either you’re at a wedding or it’s time to go find a better club.
“If we remove everything invented and/or built by men, you would have a small number of women living in caves”
“Men build up civilizations. Women tear them down, the minute you stop “oppressing” them.”
Sooo sexy man…
I have never liked going clubbing. Probably a large part of that has to do with the music being so loud I can’t hear myself think, and otherwise being out of shape and generally introverted.
I have done some ballroom dance. It was a phys ed credit in college, and I gotta say it was the most fun phys ed I’ve ever done. We did waltz, swing, tango, foxtrot, and a fifth one I’ve forgotten.
Of course, I’ve forgotten all of them except the waltz. So if I ever end up in a 19th century novel of manners I’m golden when it comes to the ball.
That’s a cute one. I love dance video’s. These kind of things are more for the under 20 crowd I think. None the less dance and music are always a great opener but the whole like booty bump thing is like…. uh. As for meeting women it’s not the worst tactic in the world. I have a strange feeling that these women aren’t going to necessarily go home with the guy like most pua’s hope but at least he will be seen as a possible interest which is still better than a wall flower. It’s nice to see men dancing for women once in a while. Here is a video where a woman dances for a man and has beautiful costumes.
Completely OT, mostly, but check out the goat-cat:
Why evolution is so interesting.
Darn it, freitag, you beat me to it! I got distracted by the Internets. Also, you were brave enough to just plop it down apropos of nothing; I thought I ought to wait until brain bleach was needed.
you know, I don’t even hate this, as long as he didn’t touch me or get too close
but then again I’ve only ever been in a bar/club like 4 times in my life so I’m probably not the best person to take advice from
Even without sound I can hear that kitty!
Looks like the sort of chatter cats do when the birds are meanly on the other side of the window.
Javascript’s being odd for me and I think I may have missed a few embedded videos, but has anyone posted this yet?
Javascript’s being nasty to me and some of the embedded videos aren’t loading, but has anyone posted this yet?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS
So funny it had to be done twice Lowquacks.
Actually a more charismatic dancer than OP’s PUA dance instructor, if you ask me.
Also Biggie’s “Big Poppa” is a slow jam now apparently?
I’m disappointed Mr Obama didn’t come on and dance too!
Hilarious … the whole thing … OMG .. commentary was priceless … “Make sure you act like you’re having fun, not that you’re doing this for her”
I just want to share a How To Dance Disco video by one of my favorite dweeby-looking awesome dancers.
@Linds: I’m not sure, but I think he may have three rules to look cool. I could be wrong. /silly
The use of the word “compliance” instead of “interest” is, uh, interesting.
“Sensual pauses” lol OK, dude…
And can we talk about him labeling it “ghetto” music? Was there something wrong with “hip-hop”?
This is all that’s ever happened to me in clubs, which is why I stopped going. Are there clubs where this isn’t what passes for “dancing”?
Emilygodess: the gay clubs.
Also goth clubs. If you tried that in a goth club you’d get the side-eye of contempt.
I doubt I’m goth enough for goth clubs, but gay clubs might be an option if I ever get back into clubbing. Or lesbian clubs, even, since I feel weird intruding on gay men’s spaces.