Pickup guru Roosh and his buddies think women drowning is just hilarious

Even babies are disgusted by Roosh

Even babies are disgusted by Roosh

Some of you may have noticed that I often tag my posts here with the phrase “Men Who Should Not Ever Be With Women Ever.” From time to time I worry that I’m being a tad harsh. After all, not all of these fellas are totally irredeemable, right? Right?

And then I run across some guys for whom my tag is if anything a gross understatement. So today, some Men Who Should Not Ever Be With Women Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever. And our dear old friend Roosh, the woman-hating woman-chaser, heads up the list.

The other day on Roosh’s forum, some twisted asshole posted a link to a news story about two hikers who had been rescued after getting lost in the fog in a state park in Maine — only to drown after accidentally driving off a boat launch on their way out of the park and getting trapped in their minivan.

Oh yeah, they were women.

The commenter on Roosh’s forum thought this was hilarious “proof of the equality of the genders, except when it comes to navigation, opening doors, etc.”

While a few of the commenters reacted like decent human beings and pointed out that this story wasn’t actually funny — raising the question of why they were hanging out on Roosh’s forum in the first place — others joined in with their own “jokes.”

Roosh himself set the tone, seizing on the detail that one of the women had called for help on her cell phone as as the minivan sank.

This is what happens when you create a culture of helpless women dependent on the state for everything.

The LAST thing I would think of in their case is to make a phone call with a car filling with water. Too bad they were idiots, but god gave them a chance at life on the mountain. He just said “fuck it” and let them die.

Regular forum contributor Scorpion added:

I really don’t understand how the fuck it’s possible to drive your car at full speed off a boat ramp and then have your first response be to pull out your fucking cell phone.

It’s a good case study for what happens to women when left to their own devices in a world without men. Completely and utterly helpless in a crisis. Any time something goes wrong, just pick up the phone and call a man to fix it.

Lady, that might work when it’s your basement is filling up with water, but not when it’s the sinking car you’re sitting in.

The death of the unborn baby was like a mercy-kill from God. If they had lived, no doubt the dimwitted mother would have found some other way to kill them both, like leaving the gas on or dropping a radio in the tub while bathing the baby. Amazing she made it to her late 30s. I wonder how many times the men in her life have bailed her out before.

And someone called Divorco offered his two cents as well:

This is not funny, it is a terrible tragedy
.
.
.
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… because an innocent dog died too.

There’s more of this, much more.

And these are men who honestly think they’re inherently superior to women.

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Posted on August 4, 2013, in antifeminism, are these guys 12 years old?, douchebaggery, irony alert, men who should not ever be with women ever, misogyny, PUA, rhymes with roosh, taking pleasure in women's pain, that's not funny! and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 248 Comments.

  1. I mean “doesn’t give shit…”

    Now everything is ruined. :(

  2. @ Kittehserf,

    Yeah, don’t. I probably give him enough for this entire blog. What can I say? I’m sick.

  3. I wonder if they know the depth of contempt/derision for anyone who uses the term “slays more pussy”? Either term puts them into the “unfuckable if I were looking” category, and together into the “oxygen thief” subset.

  4. That phrase is a chastity belt in prose form.

  5. So true, CassandraSays. I stopped seeing a guy because he used “pussy” as a noun interchangeable with women, as in “I go to the gym to work out, not to find pussy.”

    *shudder*

  6. Spllffffargh Cassandra, I was enjoying that coffee, dammit.

  7. …Pussyslayer will be the name of my riot grrl band.

    (Also, uh. GAY MAN. Could not care LESS about how many women you have sex with.)

  8. Alice,

    Well, it looks like the RooshVGang has linked to us, in return. So let’s keep linking back and forth until a wormhole is created.

    You made me sporfle.

  9. One of the things that pisses me off about the word “pussy” used this way - apart from the whole objectification and reducing women to one body part - is that you can’t even use the word about cats without some gobshite snickering or making a joke about it. It feels like a double attack when I hear that sort of thing.

  10. I wonder if they realize that that word is basically kryptonite to the libidos of most women.

  11. (Also, uh. GAY MAN. Could not care LESS about how many women you have sex with.)

    Unidirectional woman. Ditto.

  12. Cassandra - given Roosh’s predilections, he’d probably use it because it’s libido kryptonite. It’s not like he wants women enjoying what passes for sex with him.

  13. guffaw-ferrets

    Stoic Sophist, thanks for being here to say all the things I would have said but couldn’t due to foggy brain and sleepishness.

    Especially yeah, all MRA writing basically *IS* the MRA version of the S.C.U.M. Manifesto. With a rising body count. Arguably the only ‘body’ claimed by a S.C.U.M. adherent was Warhol’s, but he didn’t die at Solanas’s hand (and she wasn’t actually acting under the influence of her own work anyway). So duders can’t make an equivalence between extremist (satiric?) feminist rhetoric and the MRM’s casual everyday hate speech without looking like uninformed fools — though since we *are* talking about the “hard chair whore spanx penguins” brigade, it’s pretty clear that wouldn’t stop them anyway.

  14. He does realize that often, if you repulse women, they will decide not to have sex with you, right?

    (I wish I didn’t know that the answer in this case is “yes, but he’s a rapist so it doesn’t matter”.)

  15. I’d be willing to bet that “repulsed” would be his ideal.

  16. Solanas shot an art critic too (she missed Warhol and hit him) but he too recovered. Neither died from anything related to the shooting — the art critic died of complications from AIDS and Warhol died after routine gallbladder surgery. Curiosity killed the cat, I had to look that up since I knew she’d shot someone else but couldn’t remember what happened to him.

    So yeah, she had a body count of zero, with two injuries. MRAs praise Breivik.

  17. Totally OT, my spiffy new metal adjustable footstool just arrived!

    http://www.ergonomicoffice.com.au/catalogue_view.asp?catID=63&prodID=359

  18. I’m kinda depressed right now so I don’t want to click that Roosh link, but I do wonder if they mentioned my comments.

  19. @Kittehs
    ooooh. spiffy. have the furrinati discovered (and stolen) it yet?

  20. They won’t get the chance - it’s at work!

  21. There are only a few people quoted, so I’ll paste it for you. These are funny by them, I don’t think quite in the way they’re funny here -

    SredniVashtar | August 5, 2013 at 8:43 am
    Roosh is a stupid turd. I wish there was some way for the women he seduces to know, under all his game, that he is a person who spends time on the internet laughing about people who have drowned. I mean, the guy is public with his face – it’s only a matter of time before he gets some notoriety and women start recognising him, right?

    I think Kittehs came up with the best curse for these guys: self-awareness + a conscience are suddenly transplanted in them. Realizing you’d wasted your life being a complete shitstain.

    bekabot | August 5, 2013 at 12:50 pm
    These are not men who should never be around women…these are men who should never be around people.

    CassandraSays | August 5, 2013 at 1:01 pm
    Or pets.

    auggziliary | August 5, 2013 at 1:04 pm
    Or any animal.

    Cassandra, you got quoted twice!

  22. Aw, they quoted me too. Well really they quoted me quoting Kittehs. Kittehs, can we share our trophy?

  23. Oh, I thought that was Cassandra, whoops. Sorry Cassandra, you only got quoted once.

  24. Whatever, I am currently suffering from an attack of hay fever and honestly, pollen is a far more significant inconvenience to me than PUAs are.

  25. cloudiah - of course!

  26. Say, would that be a cat ass trophy?

  27. Why the hell doesn’t La Strega visit these threads more often?

  28. ‘Cos there’s only so much the human mind can take?

  29. Slays puusy?

    WTF?

    I mean WTF? Have some of them had more sexual partners than I? Maybe.

    Have any of them had more sex than I have? I seriously doubt it.

    Does the amount of sex (or the number of people I’d shared it with) define me? No.

    Because (and this is where I win, flat out), I am (and always have been satisfied with my sex life. Which puts me head, and shoulders, above all of them.

    I can say that with an absolute certainty, because if there were satisfied they’d not be looking for Roosh to “teach them the secret”.

    Dumb Fucks.

  30. And Pecunium weighs in…FTW.
    :)

  31. FTR, pecunium and I were discussing similar things last night, I have no reason to doubt any of that.

    Guys, the cheat code? “What would you like?” FUCKING ASK, it’s simple!

  32. Buttercup Q. Skullpants

    I like how the Roosh forum imagines we’re all angry at their notch count, not their stupidity, mildewed souls, and stunted ethics.

  33. I am so glad I wasn’t drinking when I read that. Angry at their “notch count”? Pffft. I give zero fucks, no, really, I’m perfectly happy having a long, LONG, period of zero fucks. And thus give zero fucks how many fucks other people are having. The part where they mock people for fucking drowning? Not. Fucking. Okay. Ditto the morally bankrupt “ethics” of PUA. Seriously, have all the consensual sex you want, just don’t be a fucking asswipe about getting it, note the consensual part.

  34. cloudiah - sweet! I promise to keep it polished. It’s not like I’m not used to wiping catbots (yes I’m looking at you Fribbie).

    Because (and this is where I win, flat out), I am (and always have been satisfied with my sex life. Which puts me head, and shoulders, above all of them.

    I can say that with an absolute certainty, because if there were satisfied they’d not be looking for Roosh to “teach them the secret”.

    Dumb Fucks.

    QFT!

    I’d go so far as to say that even when I was at my loneliest, pre getting together with Mr K, I was happier with my sex life, and my life in general, than these chicken droppings are with theirs.

  35. I like how the Roosh forum imagines we’re all angry at their notch count, not their stupidity, mildewed souls, and stunted ethics.

    Love it. Even though I read that as “crotch count”. :P

  36. Buttercup Q. Skullpants

    @kittehserf- I’m sure many of the forum regulars include their own crotches in the notch tally.

    It’s really mind boggling that anyone would think a tragic drowning accident is hilariously appropriate fodder for a PUA blog. Most people grasp the concept of human decency in their introductory Welcome To Earth classes and don’t need to have it spelled out. These turds, even when plainly confronted with their scummy behavior, are always like “But we have sex! Girls let us put our pee pees in their no-no holes! So there! Ha ha!”

    Roosh is probably doing it to maintain credibility and interest among the bitter acolytes, and revive flagging book sales. His income stream depends on a perpetual doubling down of the douchecanoery. At this point he’s unemployable by any company with access to Google, so he has to keep up the pretense that he’s a successful alpha.

  37. Crotches in the notches makes me think there’s about to be a NSFW version of that song from The Court Jester … on which note, I’m off!

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