I will be giving a talk at Northwestern on Monday on the Mythology of the Friend Zone
Hey, Chicago readers: If you can make it up to Evanston this Monday, I’ll be giving a talk titled “Escape from the Planet of the Friend Zone,” exploring some of the mythology of this dreaded place. The talk, like my talk two years ago, will be part of Northwestern’s Annual Sex Week, sponsored by the College Feminists. (The talk itself is cosponsored by NU’s Men Against Rape and Sexual Assault.)
It’s at 7 PM in Kresge Hall 4365, which is on the Southern end of campus, near “the rock.” (Here’s a map.) If you’re taking the el, get off at the Foster stop and head east; then a little ways south when you hit campus. I’ll check about parking for non-students and provide details later.
The last time I gave a talk during Northwestern’s Sex Week, some MRAs got a little overexcited and started making up things about what they assumed my talk was about. (They were wrong.) So, just to make clear: I will not be teaching impressionable college students “how to have good sex,” except insofar as I will be talking about how sexist and self-defeating the concept of the Friend Zone is, which means it’s possible that some dude could attend the lecture and decide to stop whining about getting stuck in the Friend Zone, and thus improve his romantic and sexual prospects with that one simple step.
I haven’t finished writing the talk yet, so if any of you have any thoughts on the Friend Zone — or the closely related topic of the “nice guy” — let me know in the comments below.
I’m also curious about what role the concept of the Friend Zone plays in your everyday lives, so I’m going to spit out a bunch of questions that I may address in the talk and may ask the students as well. I’d be interested in your answers.
Have you ever been put in a situation that you or other people might describe as the Friend Zone? Whose fault do you think it was? Have you ever been accused of putting someone else in the Friend Zone? Did you find this insulting? Has someone else, through their own obsequiousness, put themselves in the Friend Zone with you?
Is the Friend Zone a male thing or are there a significant number of women and girls who find themselves friendzoned as well?
Does the notion of the Friend Zone grow out of male entitlement? Is it a fundamentally manipulative to try to pressure a woman into romance and sex? Or does it grow out of male awkwardness — the inherently difficult situation of shy or perhaps socially awkward guys who are still nonetheless expected to be the ones who pursue women rather than the other way around, as MRA types might argue?
When did the term start getting used? The concept is certainly not new, but I don’t think the term is that old. When did you all first start hearing it?
How can guys (or gals) get out of the Friend Zone?
Can a Friend Zone situation — by which I mean one in which one person is romantically interested and the other isn’t — be transformed into a real friendship, or will the different feelings/expectations of the two people make this impossible?
Alternately, can a Friend Zone situation turn into a real romance?
Is the Friend Zone really a useful concept at all? There are very few relationships — platonic, romantic or purely sexual — in which each partner feels the exact same way about the other. There are mismatches all the time. Shouldn’t we just learn to roll with it? Maybe the answer to the old When Harry Met Sally question — can a man be friends with a woman he’s attracted to? — is, “why the hell not?”
Posted on April 4, 2014, in announcements, beta males, friend zone, nice guys and tagged friend zone, nice guys. Bookmark the permalink. 197 Comments.
Problems with the ‘friend zone’:
It’s a term coined for a sitcom to create the illusion of an obstacle for two characters getting together in a romantic sense, with rules outlined by a third character. It was referenced in another sitcom later for a similar situation. The rule was broken in both cases. So it’s a bit bizarre that this fictional thing to create tension that wasn’t even true in a fictional world is suddenly in the dictionary in reality. Two fictionals make a reality?
It upholds the cultural BS where a woman’s sexuality is supposed to be determined by morality, whereas a man’s sexuality is biological fact. If a woman ‘friend zones’ someone nice to her, then it’s considered normal to talk about how she’s doing the ‘wrong’ thing, be it dating assholes, not giving a chance, or stringing someone along. If a man ‘friend zones’ someone, then his sexuality comes into question. If a woman is ‘friend zoned’, then it shifts to any numerous slurs used to shame women for existing and not giving boners. If a man is ‘friend zoned’, then it goes into a discussion about how men should be rewarded for being nice with sex. Whatever the discussion, it rarely ends well, unless ‘friend zone’ is immediately followed by an explanation that better explains the situation than ‘friend zone.’
It also creates victimhood where there is none and shifts responsibility. There are better words. ‘Friendship’ for those who can actually be good friends, where someone has their attraction under control. If someone is stringing someone else along, past a certain point it’s called ‘being gullible’ or ‘trying to buy love’. Which happens to a lot of people at some point or other, and there’s no shame, but the person being strung along is responsible for freeing themselves and examining their assumptions and expectations, at the very least in the name of self-respect.
And it’s a form of rejection, and unfortunately rejection has been getting a bad rap. Rejection is largely judgment free as it’s more about compatibility and what a particular person wants at that point in time, and situations where nothing happens are neutral, not bad. For me, it’s very closely tied into the idea of consent, where the current culture still seems to think wearing down a ‘no’ until it becomes a ‘yes’ is acceptable courtship.
Friend zone is just a way defining a relational space if you will. So it acts as a group of constants by which one person may communicate to another person the state of a relationship. The important factor in this definition is the one which implies unequal feelings. If both parties were equally invested it would be called something else…friends, lovers, friends with benifits etc…the assumption among men seems to be that the friendzone is a shameful place for a man to be…and it opens him to ridicule. In a sense it is viewed as a failure to function as a man. This is not always the case but it can be the case. And the fact is there is always a way to get out of the friend zone wheather one is male or female…the difference for men is the type of brain they face in women…it functions on primal evolutionary emperatives like any other brain…but it has a very large prefrontal cortex which can consciously read a few basic threads of your being while carrying on social interaction. Like every brain it has buttons one can push to achieve the desired results…in order to get out of the friend zone truly a man espicially cannot use guilt…all cues both physical and mental must be manifest…in other words you need to become attractive by functioning as a man. But here’s the most important point…this is a place you created. If you are miserable in the friendzone…then you are really only following her for the sex and she will sense this and reject you…remember that sex is high risk for women…they make a mistake they have a kid…you make a mistake…well…you don’t have a kid. Therefor a women will pick a mate that will stick by her…and thanks to her prefrontal cortex she will see through the bs…you don’t deserve her…if you can fake it long enough to close…then you still don’t deserve her but at least you got laid…the best thing you can do is be upfront or leave. The man is touch the Wang then the mind…the way the female works is touch the brain then the…you know how it works. To answer the question what do women get out of this? The answer is social power which is more heavily ingrained into their being then it is into men’s…think about a world of zero tech…a women can’t defend herself from Neanderthal man…but a group suitors can…the ideal mate, however, would be someone she can’t control…think about the implications in an ancient world. Most of our genes haven’t caught up with the present yet. The friend zone isn’t about making women more open it’s about communicating a state of existance with an aspect of unbalanced feelings between two parties. Also…the tricks won’t work on everyone…just the ones more evolutionarily primed to be taken in by certain behaviors.
I don’t think I know better than NewJim what NewJim’s friends think. I think that NewJim is not posting in good faith. Did you read his first comment?
Among the reasons people want to jump all over NewJim’s post?
1. “Bad thing” - it is extremely unclear from NewJim’s post that the thing that is supposedly “bad” thing actually is a bad thing. He has assigned some strange motivations, assumed what his female friends might be thinking and not given any clear basis for us to agree that these female friends are acting badly. As I pointed out how all their behaviours have equally innocent interpretations to his guilty ones.
2. NewJim has cloaked his example in some pretty misogynistic and blaming language - women “string along” men.
3. NewJim has generalised (in his first post) “I know some women who have done X bad thing” to “All women do X bad thing”.
I believe that women can be jerks just as men can be jerks. I think NewJim is a jerk.
In pure theory, Friend zoning is just a modern, non-gendered word for unrequited love, And in theory is useful for describing such in a none-hostile and ‘hip’ slang sort of way.
In practice? yeah, its a gendered way of blaming women for not giving men the sex.(usually. Exceptions occur, and many use it in its theoretical capacity, which is nice.) As I have mentioned before, I was shamed and guilted into a long and toxic relationship because I had a Tendency to flirt at receptive people. (Im still not interested in serous ‘romantic’ relationships, and I doubt I ever will be.) So, trust me when I say I have strong dislike for the term.
If I had to guess at the origin of the Entitled attitude, It probably rooted in two things.. raw entitlement, and a misunderstanding of attraction. Not only does it scream “but you *owe* me a chance because I act nice to you!” it also assumes that attraction is somehow universal, either consciously, or otherwise, and that it Should be dolled out based on raw virtue.
Plus, a lot of the guys who use this term manage to see the flaws in all romantic rivals, but not themselves, “hilariously” creating situations where either party would think themselves the ‘friendzones nice guy’ if they are not ‘picked’ (ive had that happen once. where I gave two guys ‘chances’ out of guilt, and they seperately admitted later to feeling so ‘friendzoned’ whenever it wasn’t them.)
I do still hold hope that the term can be a useful and informative phrase, but it seems less and less likely the more I see it used to just mean ‘woman are too picky! sad boner!”
Some tips for you simon
1) talking about “the way female brains work” and ” the way male brains work” isn’t going to fly here
2) an ellipsis does not serve the same function as a paragraph break
misery: if you think that NewJim is really the kind of dude his female friends confide in, OK. I’m getting a “cool story bro” vibe off his posts.
Cases? This isn’t an episode of Law & Order. Nor is it a thing that happens with the regularity you think it does. The plural of anecdote is not data.
I was “put in the friend zone” by my now best friend a year and a half ago. Who cares? It’s not his responsibility that I have feelings for him, he’s not obliged to feel anything he really doesn’t not to “hurt my feelings”. We’re best friends, I still love him to pieces, but I don’t whine about it. I don’t tell him that it sucks to luuuuuuve him while he’s not interested, I don’t ask him every so often if I really, really don’t have a chance, I don’t secretly hope that if I stick around and be an awesome friend long enough, he’ll eventually marry me, I don’t question him about WHY he doesn’t like me “that way”. Why would he have to answer for that? I’m not entitled to his love or interest or attention. If someone doesn’t view you as relationship material (or simply fucking material), you move the fuck on already.
It’s entirely selfish not to. This ridiculous notion of people that because they’re so nice and good and kind to someone and help them out so much and love them to bits, they’re DESERVING of something in return is enormously self-centered. How on earth can you pretend to love someone and then get frustrated at them for their feelings and decisions in stead of respecting those, like you would do if you really loved a person enough not to be an egotistical prick.
I’m answering a handful of the questions posed, so I’m afraid this turned out a bit long. :S
Different folks on the internet have touted one of the following as THE definition of the Friend Zone: 1) Neutral unrequited love which can happen to anybody; 2) Unrequited love, but it only happens to guys, since “reasonably attractive” women can somehow magically bed any dude they like; 3) Unrequited love that only happens to guys, because women think that men and women can just be friends, but of course “all guys” know that’s not true; 4) Unrequited love that only happens to Nice Guys, because women only date jerks and therefore relegate all Nice Guys to “just friends”; 5) Conniving women who use a man’s hormones to wring dinners, drinks, and presents out of him.
In other words, “Friend Zone” has too many definitions to be helpful in regular discussion. It’s much better to just call things what they are. Is it a simple one-way crush? Is it emotional manipulation? Is the other person is already in a relationship with someone else (whom you happen to not like)? What is ACTUALLY happening, besides “boohoo we are not dating”? Call it that.
Aside from being dreadfully unclear, most of the “Friend Zone” definitions assume cruelty or naivete on the part of the woman in a heterosexual pairing. It’s not *strictly* gendered in its use, but in my experience, it is *mostly* gendered and misogynistic. At this point, I find it hard to imagine redeeming the term. It generally comes across as an immature unwillingness to accept the fact that most people do not want to bang most of their acquaintances, which includes you.
It’s not wrong to crush on someone who doesn’t reciprocate. It’s not wrong to be really, really sad and/or hurt that they don’t reciprocate. It’s not wrong to decide that you can’t continue to be friends with them while you are sad and/or hurt. But it’s super wrong to whine about how mean and stupid they are for not wanting to bang you.
Most of my big crushes have been unrequited. The only one that felt like a “Zone” was when my crush/friend asked me who I thought he should date, which seemed like pretty clear code for “I don’t see you that way.” Everyone else I’ve been interested in simply started dating someone else. While I was sad about all of the above, I wasn’t bitter towards them, and I’m still friends with all of them (and their wives/girlfriends), because they are all genuinely good people whom I like without the assistance of hormones.
People who start with a one-way crush can become romantically involved with each other. People who start with a one-way crush can become just friends. Of course that’s not true of every situation, but I’m friends with people I’ve formerly crushed on, as well as with people who have formerly crushed on me.
Life is complicated. You don’t actually want to date most of the people you meet. Most of the people you meet do not want to date you. It’s kind of miraculous any time two adult individuals end up liking each other in the same way at the same time and it leads to something romantic. Rejoice in that part and learn to roll with the punches for the rest.
I like elipses…first of all…they are fun. No need to be stingy. And they have some nice spacing effects. I’m on my phone and paragraph breaks don’t always go as intended. Second of all, what’s wrong with stating what science has to say. Louann Brizendine, for exmple has a lot to say on these topics. She has quite an impressive education too…probably more impressive than most of ours. Oops, dang it, pesky little things…so addictive. I would use citations and correct grammar/form but this is only an online forum.
*blog thing. I meant to say blog thing. Or maybe I meant to say article factory. Please don’t kill me!
Here is a point to ponder: why does every generation think its the first to encounter an issue? Look back to 1929 when a song called “Can’t We Be Friends” was first recorded. It’s about the friend-zone. This isn’t new. What’s more, the song was written by both a woman and a man composer Kay Swift and her lyricist husband Paul James, so it’s not like one sex had a monopoly on this concept. The most famous reading of the song is probably Frank Sinatra’s 1955 version from his “In the Wee Small Hours” album, so this idea was brought into millions of homes before virtually all of us were born.
@titanblue, @ hellkell. It is fine if you think I am being disingenuous. It is also fine if people believe that these are isolated incidents. We can all speculate as to the regularity with which they occur. No one is using data here. I am reporting once specific type of incident that I have observed with some regularity and contributing it to the problem space. If you assume I am lying I hope you are correct, because it is your model of the world that will be inaccurate for it.
Other “friendzone” things also happen, but I do not understand why everyone is so resistant to this.
I also am not sure why everyone is so quick to assume I have no female friends. The people I am friends with are honest enough with themselves and self aware enough to know what is going and an accurately describe what they are doing with some sense of responsibility. They know they did this and they know they play these guys.
If males commit the counterpart of this, then they are dicks as well.
I assure you that the women themselves were aware of what they were doing and felt guilty. I did not assign any motivations or feelings. They judged themselves and their behaviour the way I outlined.
I just found this site and I am impressed at people’s unwillingness to accept that this is true.
All the best.
I got virtually no romantic attention from the opposite sex until I went off to college (30-year-old millionaires and football teams notwithstanding).
When some men did start to pursue romance with me in college, I usually wasn’t feeling it back, and I believed I was a bad person for it. I actually bought into the “they were nice to me so I owe them a relationship” BS.
I was once told (by a third-party dude) that telling a date the honest truth that I wasn’t interested in a relationship but would welcome a friendship was akin to me pulling the wings off of a beautiful butterfly. That did not help me strengthen my resolve to be honest.
And thus I sometimes handled things in a poor way that made things worse for everyone. I actually remember telling a girl friend on the phone that someone “was a really nice guy but I can’t bring myself to be attracted to him.” And I felt there was something wrong with me for not being attracted to him. And for a while I said “maybe” rather than “no” because I honestly thought I might will myself into a “yes.” Finally I realized if the prospect of being in a relationship with him made me unhappy, it wasn’t going to be a good thing for either of us, so I finally firmly told him I wasn’t feeling it.
This was slightly before the the explosion of the World Wide Web and the Friends episode may or may not have aired yet, so the term “friend zone” was not used, but I was told that “writing him off as a ‘friend’ was doing him a grave injustice.”
My intention certainly was never to “string him along,” and believe me, I got no pleasure at all out of the situation. It really needs to be kept in mind that sometimes women are hesitant to say “no” because we are conditioned to feel we have to be kind and accommodating to others. How much better for everyone if we can all just understand it’s okay to be honest about what we want (or don’t want), and we aren’t morally obligated to be romantic with everyone who is nice and/or attentive to us. It doesn’t make us less nice people, ourselves.
BTW, that guy from college and I are on friendly terms now, 20 years later. We live far apart and don’t talk frequently, but still, it’s like we’ve both matured or something. It’s genuinely nice.
NewJim, if you read the comments more carefully, you’ll see very few people arguing that “friendzoning” never happens. The issue people have with it is the framing.
I thought that I didn’t have a personal friend zoning story. This thread is making me realize that I do have a story. It’s a tale about why one should not take a guy out of the friend zone and “give him a chance.”
In my mid-twenties I met a man from a city 5 hours away at a work convention. I’ll call him “J.” He was smart, nice and had the same political views as me. We hung out all night, had a few drinks and hooked up a little. When the weekend was over, we kept in touch. The problem was, he was physically attracted to me and I wasn’t feeling it the same way.
I have always had a tendency to be attracted to men who either aren’t attracted to me at all, or are attracted to me but not ready for a committed relationship. I don’t blame these men for rejecting me. I think there’s a big part of me that is afraid of the vulnerability that comes with a committed relationship so I seek out men who don’t threaten to take me out of my safety zone.
Around the time I met J, I was first discovering that about myself. Previously, I had thought I was just unlovable. My logic was that I should give J a chance. I told myself that he might be the right guy for me because I wasn’t attracted to him. I told myself that by being with him, I might be able to get over my issues. I told myself that I could learn to love him.
Shockingly, it didn’t work. Because I wasn’t feeling it on a physical level, when we got together for weekend visits, we would either have awkward sex, or we would start things and I would push him away because I didn’t want the awkward sex. For some reason, he still wanted to be with me. I eventually broke it off with him. A few months later, I called him in a moment of weakness and loneliness and we tried to make it work. I was wrong to do that. It didn’t work. Finally we both realized that and cut off all contact. I hope he was eventually able to find the love he deserves.
You see, by not friend zoning him, I was stringing him along. It would have been better for both of us if I had been strong enough to let him go. I didn’t mean to string him along. I wasn’t doing it to be cruel. I wasn’t doing it to get presents and dinners. I sincerely wanted it to work out because in all ways but the sexual parts he was the perfect guy for me. Ultimately it couldn’t work though. You cannot force yourself to be attracted to someone and it’s a bad idea to try. It only hurts more when you try and fail.
“Nice Guys” seem to think that we can learn to want somebody, yet paradoxically they think that women magically know whether or not we want somebody right away. They don’t understand that we are capable of being confused and weak. They think we approach relationships in cold and logical way. It’s not that easy. Sometimes people (of all genders) string someone along because they genuinely don’t know what they want.
See, what’s funny (and I say this as a guy whose high school years were marked by a massive unrequited crush that ended up turning into a friendship) is I always just assumed that “the friend zone” was just a reference to how difficult it can be to turn platonic feelings into sexual ones. But then, I never imputed conscious ill intent when women didn’t want to have sex with me, so I’m probably not the target demographic.
I’m just going to quote Kootiepatra, because I think she got it spot on:
That is exactly why I don’t like the term “friendzone”. You talk about it and suddenly as these people come up from the bowels of the internet *cough NewJim cough* start talking about how women are evil manipulators who just want things from men.
My two cents on “stringing guys along”-IME, what actually happens is she is hoping for a friendship, and he was probably the one offering to pay, which puts her at an awkward position-because there is only so loudly you are allowed to protest someone else picking up your check, you know? And it isn’t like friends don’t ever pay for their friends meals/drinks, though it is more common for special occasions.
When that happened to me, I started avoiding him, because his friendship was not worth dealing with (what I felt to be) pressure to go out with him, but I did get a free dinner out of it-because I’d agreed to go out to dinner with him, thinking it was going to be (a) more casual and (b) with a mutual friend.
(Actually, the guy was quite cute, and short, which I like, but I didn’t have time for a boyfriend and his blase attitude to a drunk driving conviction dried up any attraction I may have had for him.)
So much yes to this. Sometimes we say we are not sure about something because we really are not sure about something.
And, I’m afraid, I’m sometimes said “no” when what I really felt was “not sure at this early stage” because of my fear of stringing a guy along. Admittedly I’ve wondered on occasion if I missed out of something because of this.
Italics monster was only supposed to eat “my fear.”
Oh, and I meant to answer this question of David’s. I’ve been on both sides of this “let’s be friends” thing numerous times, so:
So… I just found out I might be friend-zoning someone.
I have this friend. We work on math homework together, cook cheap frozen pizzas, go on occasional hikes, and worked on a crazy April fools Alien bible prank for the Uni’s anthropology prof together.
We hang out a couple times a week, usually with another of my roomies, although the hikes have been solo.
They’re a pretty good hike-buddy, and that’s totally where the natural order of things seems like it should be, to me.
But, last night, one roomie asked me, “Do you think that _____ likes you?”
Then, at my clueless face, they remembered they were asking the person whose never had a crush, ever, and cannot read people AT ALL.
So, they turned to the roomie who usually forms the third leg of the hangout tripod, and asked them. And, roomie number two said, “I think ______ does.”
And, now I’m confused. Really, really confused.
I know it ‘s one of the things we tend to yell at MRAs for, but I’m really starting to want a manual for life. One entitled “How to understand people and relationships for the socially inept, without being a creeper” would be wonderful. But, it can’t ever happen, because no two people are exactly alike, and Blargh!
People are so, so confusing.
@NewJim, why do I find it hard to believe you have women friends? Because in your first post, you leap in to talk say:
So you have a pretty poor opinion of women.
Second post:
Interesting, isn’t it that of all the examples you could have come up with, your choice not a personal “this happened to me” one. It was “I just know there are all these awful women out there treating men so badly…”.
Followed by:
If you’re going to quote female friends, realistic dialogue helps. Because I doubt I’m the only one wondering WTF “the benefits of early traditional courtship and pusruit ” are.
So, in conclusion, you present as despising women and the women friends you claim to have appear to behave like jerks and use some very strange phrases. Why would I not doubt their existence?
PS I mean it, WTF are “the benefits of early traditional courtship and pusruit”?
.
Now if NewJim’s women friends had admitted to deliberately keeping men friends hanging around even though knowing those men still hoped a sexual relationship because, oh, I don’t know, lots of less than nice reasons like:
It’s an ego rub, especially since women are measured by the men they attract & it makes them feel good about themselves. Plus women are made to feel inferior if they don’t have a boyfriend so it’s handy to have a spare around.
Than I’d be happy to agree that those women friends were behaving like jerks. Because women are people, too, and can do that.
But NewJim’s wholesale “women like to keep poor men hanging around with vague promises of sex that never materialise” vibe. Bullshit.
To a certain extent, some of this reminds me of those gay men who obsess over straight men they know. This is generally perceived by most gay men as massively dysfunctional, and by most straight men (AFAIK) as creepy disturbing. The difference is chiefly that, in that situation, the obsessing gay man does not consider the straight man’s disinterest as a character flaw.
Also, there have been entirely too many movies in which a man desires a woman, she is initially uninterested, but after many complicated events she changes her mind and realizes he is The One. This is as realistic as the car commercials showing a man driving the car very fast on a winding road through beautiful countryside with no other cars in sight. I believe some road rage is caused by the cumulative effect of such commercials, and the movies have the same effect. “I helped you move! I’m always here for you! I’m a nice guy! Dammit, the entertainment industry says you’re supposed to love me by now!”
I like tree huggers story…to answer to blues question…the benifits of early traditional courtship are cost saving…there was a recent story. I think it was cbs or nbc that ran it and it talked about a woman who racked up thousands of dollars of dinners on someone else’s dime. She showed them her spread sheet where she basically charted breakfast lunch and dinner and kept all the names straight. She met over 100 men and she had no problem doing this with no intention of having even a relationship let alone sex. Of course this is an extreme case, but it does show at least one value of traditional courtship. Also, on the men’s side they were dumb enough to fall for it. Apperently this sort of behavior is common among women…can you blame them? Most people would take advantage of a willing victim. Tree hugger is a good person because she recognizes her part…but the guy is also to blame. He kept pushing something he obviously didn’t really feel either and the hurt is really on him.
@contrapangloss - If your friend has not *himself* told you how he feels, there’s no way for you to know how he feels. Or if your roommates have not directly *found out* how he feels, they are also just guessing, and do not know. Maybe they’re right. Maybe they’re not. But it’s not your job to magically discern whether or not your friend is into you as more than just a friend.
My M.O. is to assume that any relationship is “just friends” until there has been an actual conversation to change that (and provided nobody is trying to do things that “just friends” don’t do-handholding, kissing, etc.-at which point, that conversation needs to happen, pronto). If you’re really bothered about what your friend might be feeling, you *can*, of course, talk to him about it. That’s apt to be pretty darn awkward, but it may be preferable to stewing about it.
But if he hasn’t brought it up, and you haven’t seen any obvious hints, then maybe you can keep assuming that you are honestly, truly just friends. If he’s into you, it’s his job to get that into the open. If you’re not into him, you are not under any obligation to squelch his interest before he’s even mentioned it.
@contrapangloss
It’s not ‘friend zoning.’
It’s Schrödinger’s crush. Your observant friends might or might not be right. However, ____ has not chosen to express their feelings, and so if the friendship is reciprocal and fun, then it’s best to respect that and just let it be. You can’t react one way or the other to fix the situation because you don’t know which is true. If you continue to treat someone who acts like a friend as a friend, then you’re operating in good faith, not relegating them to some weird zone of hurt.
contrapangloss,
Seconding what everyone’s said. If _____ has feelings for you, he needs, as Captain Awkward would say, to use his words. If he’s a close friend, I’m guessing he knows you well enough to know you’re not going to read signals, so it’s even more on him to speak up. If he knows that, has feelings and does’t speak up, well, he’s either really shy or has fallen into the dumbest of NiceGuyTM behaviour. He doesn’t sound like that sort, given he’s your friend. I’d stick with thinking of him being a friend and maybe suggesting your friends stop speculating, since it’s making you uncomfortable.
I am curious to know what this prank was.
My first hand anecdotal evidence based on every woman I know says your apparently 2nd hand knowledge of women says that you’re talking out your arse. Again.
Do you realise how dumb you sound when you lecture a bunch of women about what women are like? Do you actually know any women in real life? Or are you so used to only talking to other men that you can’t turn off the “women are an alien species” vibe?
Also, just because you like ellipsis is irrelevant. That doesn’t turn them into paragraph breaks. Your writing is still hard to read. If your goal is to communicate rather than mansplain, I suggest you make the effort to use paragraphs.
*apologies for the use of dumb. I should have said ridiculous.
@contrapangloss, in my (limited) experience, when person X has a crush on person Y, often the last person to notice the telltale signs is person Y. In other words, it doesn’t necessarily mean that you are bad at “reading” other people.
In the unlikely event that Jim has female friends, their awfulness can mostly be explained by the fact that they’d have to be fairly awful in order to want to be friends with Jim. As far as Simon’s blathering is concerned, nope, not reading any teal deers from someone too lazy/incompetent to use paragraph breaks.
@ contrapangloss
If (friend) is interested in you, and your inability to pick up on subtle cues is a known thing among your circle of friends, then it’s really the responsibility of (friend) to be direct if he wants you to know that he’s interested and/or actually wants something to happen. Just because you’re a woman doesn’t mean you have a responsibility to read his mind and ease any difficulty he may be having with declaring his feelings for him.
Also, this may be a case of the tendency of people to want to matchmake going on. People seem to love trying to pair up single friends, and can sometimes read stuff into situations that isn’t there. If (friend) was going around actually confessing his unrequited love to everyone in your circle that would be a different situation, but if they just kind of think he may be interested? Meh, no need to take any action at all at this point, imo.
Simon. Ellipses are neither full stops nor paragraph breaks. You want anyone to read your comments, format them properly. It’s 1) basic grammar and 2) basic courtesy to make your stuff readable. Gods know reading on screen is already hard enough on the eyes without being presented with a wall o’ text.
Sort of OT, all the talk about friendzones (ugh) and not knowing if someone is interested in you or could return your feelings makes me smile a bit, looking back over the decades before Mr K and I were in contact. It was almost rom-com stuff in a way, except instead of the “they’re in love but too shy to speak” trope, we couldn’t make contact. I spent decades not wanting to be a creepy stalkery type, because I couldn’t assume he’d return my feelings even if he knew I existed. It’s nice to be wrong sometimes!
Totally OT I was anti-friendzoned by Mads this morning. She wanted CUDDLES, and that’s not usually her thing at all. Leaving trails of fur all over my black leggings, yes; head-butting, yes; but wanting a Great Big Cuddle and head-butting and kneading dough all at the same time - can’t remember her doing that before.
Nice start to the day. :)
Also, this may be a case of the tendency of people to want to matchmake going on. People seem to love trying to pair up single friends, and can sometimes read stuff into situations that isn’t there.
Oh fuck yeah. Really nice bloke I worked with decades back, I liked his company a lot and yeah, he was nice looking (until he shaved his head and grew a beard, oh dear) … and all our freaking workmates turned into aunties trying to pair us off. That was SO offputting.
Wouldn’t have got anywhere even if I hadn’t been in love with Mr K; workmate was gay.
Whoops! Forgot to blockquote first para.
There was a period of time where various coworkers kept trying to matchmake me with a good friend who was gay, and when I pointed out that it wasn’t going to happen because he was gay they just insisted that he couldn’t be because he played football in high school and hugged me a lot. Which would be ridiculous in any city, but is extra ridiculous when the people saying these things live in San Francisco.
Anyone seen my eyes? I think they rolled under the desk somewhere.
Those were some of the dumbest conversations I’ve ever had.
“But he had you sitting on his lap at that bar, so he must like you!”
“We’re friends, of course he likes me, but he’s gay.”
“But he reached out and pulled you right onto his lap!”
“…”
Geez. My gay friend in college used to grab my boobs and spank me a lot (and I spanked him too). I wonder what your idiot co-workers would’ve thought of that!
Strewth. Friend of mine used to pull me to sit on his lap when there weren’t enough chairs to go around. He was married and had NO interest in anyone but his wife. Sitting on lap =/= wanting sexytimes!
One thing I find very interesting is that the concept of unrequited love towards a platonic or best friend isn’t new at all. It’s a super common trope. *But* recently, about the same time as the term ‘friend zone’, it’s become gendered. It used to be about equal presentations of ‘guy in love with female friend’ and ‘girl in love with male friend’…these things were staples of the YA/high school genre of movies and books and there didn’t usually seem to be anything malicious about it. It was often bad/cliche, as typically the pined-after one would realize his or her love for their friend in contrived circumstances.
But now, it seems like people believe that it’s only ever guys pining after women, not the other way around. It’s as though people believe it’s unrealistic for a woman to be in love with a guy for years and him not be interested/be oblivious. But this totally happens! In my real life I’ve seen it both ways loads of times. The ‘entitlement’ and ‘Nice Guy’ factor isn’t always present, and seems to be a relatively modern add-on. I don’t know exactly when all this started.
I wonder if there’s an element there of ‘women pursuing a guy isn’t romantic’. I’ve also noticed that lately, all love triangles are two men/one woman. The woman who can’t choose between them, or is oblivious to love, is really common, but a woman going after a guy who’s not interested (and is sympathetic) happens way less often than it used to. Hmm…
twomoogles - yes, and it’s not that surprising, given that the whole notion of “friend zoning” as something one does deliberately is an MRA/NiceGuyTM whine. It’s all the evil woman not opening her legs for teh poor manz, even though she knows with her super wimminz telepathy* that he’s pining for her. It’s never about a woman not knowing; these douches always attribute it to malice. It’s about entitlement, not people genuinely not knowing when someone’s keen on them. That, I think, is where the whole myth part comes in.
*even though ladybrainz are such feeble things, they apparently have amazing psychic powers, which I guess is how we really run the world through the gummint.
Hey, everyone, quick question: Does anyone here mind if I quote you in my talk? I want to work in a few quotes from this discussion, haven’t quite decided which yet though.
Good luck with your talk!! You’re going to be awesome. Hope there’s a video..?
I am female and straight and have felt “friendzoned” several times in my life, sometimes also feeling “led on” in the process. But I think the difference between me and Nice Guys ™* is that I tend to see the disappointment of being rejected as bad luck, not an evil conspiracy against me by all men. True, sometimes sour feelings lead me to blame my culture a little bit for whatever unjust biases against my personal characteristics might have influenced the boy’s unconscious state of not being attracted to me, but it’s never his “fault.” He is not individually responsible for “rewarding” me for whatever good traits I have with attention, love, or sex.
Romance and sex are not a currency, and I have always felt it is sick to expect someone to take responsibility for giving you what you “deserve” rather than build relationships based on mutual interest and attraction. Nice Guy philosophy often seems to assume that women have total control over who they are attracted to - who they benevolently bestow their attraction upon - and treat affairs of the heart and sexuality like a business transaction. Friendship in, sexual or emotional reward out. Men can be attracted to whomever takes their fancy, and women alone are burdened with being the arbiters of appropriate matches. It is no wonder, therefore, that some MRAs have followed that line of “logic” to the conclusion that women do not actually fall in love or feel desire, and that when they do appear to love or desire someone who is not you, they are simply wielding feeling as a weapon for the sake of your personal humiliation and pain.
*I have seen women display symptoms of Nice Guy Syndrome as well (see self-pitying women protagonists in love stories, Taylor Swift, probably some of your friends), but in my experience they are far less common, and much less respected and sympathized with by the general public. A love story about an “unattractive” man capturing the heart of an “attractive” woman is just a love story. A love story about the reverse is emphatically niche. Usually falling under the category of “sappy feel-good Mary Sue shit for chicks” (or else just super indie). I think this is one of the main reasons so many gleefully mock and dismiss the Twilight series (which should be mocked and dismissed for a whole host of other creepy and horrible things instead), which disturbed me. When I do see women express frustration with friendzoning, they usually follow it up with a complaint about themselves rather than a complaint about the man who rejected them, men as a group, or the culture that may have contributed to their rejection. Unlike Nice Guys(tm), their self-pity is mixed with self-loathing and the desire to “improve” whatever it is about them that men as a group supposedly dislike. Both female and male Nice Guys(tm), then, make irrational generalizations about the opposite group, but one is overly obliging and the other overly entitled.
I also get the impression that, as a direct result of these expectations, women tend to feel much guiltier about rejections for any reason than men do. As with any pattern, there are exceptions, of course, but overall it is considered acceptable by both women and men for a man to reject a woman with or without an explicit reason (generally including looks), but a woman who rejects a man without an “excuse” is cruel - and, if she cites his looks, shallow.
I’m for abolishing the “league” system. Although physical appearance does and should influence attraction, the degree to which we fixate on it is absurd. This is partially true for men as well, and it is appallingly, destructively, mind-bogglingly true for women. Personally I find my interest in someone’s looks grows in response to how attracted I am to the way we interact, the way his brain is wired and the way it interacts with mine. That actually makes him more physically attractive to me as well. I feel like women are kind of expected to have this ability because we’re taught to see men as whole people. Whatever idiotic reductionist readings of biological determinism studies say, I’m certain men can have this ability too. Attraction is really complicated and no matter what your gender is or how desirable the other person is “supposed” to be, or how “good” of a person you think they are, you never, ever need a reason not to be attracted to someone.
Are you sexually attracted to every person you care about? No. Hell no. Nor should you be expected to be. Regardless of whether that person happens to be in your courting demographic.
No quoting from me, please.
What sort of stuff are you quoting, David?
Well, I’m not sure I added anything useful, but on this thread, I’m fair game. Other threads, no thanks!
Good luck tomorrow, and I’d love to watch if there ends up being a recording!
(P.S. Thanks for the support, kootiepatra, kittehserf, zippydoo, et al. It’s much appreciated!)
Glad to help! :)
You can quote me if you want.
I wouldn’t like to be quoted.
I’m okay with being quoted.
I don’t think I said anything useful, but I’m fine with being quoted since it’s anonymous.
In any case, best of luck tomorrow, and let us know how it went!
Boogerghost,
I love your user name and I love that WordPress assigned you a booger green geometric shape avatar!
Here’s just another thing I wanted to add: I’ve been told that declining a romantic relationship but inviting friendship was telling the guy he was “not good enough.”
And sheesh. My feeling that there’s a lack of sexual/romantic chemistry is not a value judgement on a dude’s worth as a human being.
And anyway, if you’re “not good enough” I wouldn’t want a friendship with you either. I am only interested in friendships with awesome people.
Ok, I’ve got something close to a final draft (pending permissions on quotes).
Thanks for your permission, Cloudiah; I’m just going to quote your comment on your possible mutual friendzoning in college. Turns out there’s a meme for that!
https://aljanusi.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/friend-zone-2.jpg
The other people I’m hoping to quote are Angela, mythago, and cohenafterworld. I’ve sent them all emails.
There’s so much good stuff in this thread I may want to raid it for a future post or two.