Posted on May 21, 2011, in funny, I am making a joke, pics, sex. Bookmark the permalink. 16 Comments.
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So you’re actually admitting you’re a Mangina now? :O
This is a day that will be celebrated by conspiracy trolls for centuries to come! xD
And TY.. you too! :3 (i suppose it’s not a holiday weekend where you are?
or you’d need more cucumbers! xD )
Oh my. And I’ve just sliced a cucumber up with tomatoes and olives. There is a “No Return” policy on produce, I hope.
I can hear it now… “Feminism has caused wimmins to abuse cucumbers! This has got to stop!” or “Woman claims false allegation of rape against a cucumber. Please sign a petition!”
(i hope that didn’t offend you
this is your space after all 
and it occurred to me afterwards that maybe my joke hit a raw spot)
As a fluffy present for dead
evil feminist overladyroyal person long weekend, this is what Saturday Night means to us Soviet CanuckistaniansIt’s not actually my receipt. But I sort of wish I knew the shopper in question.
Aw, David. She’s probably one of those Ameriskanks who’s being unfaithful to her spouse using produce. Talk about hypergamy!
In the early eighteenth century, when there were all sorts of odd ideas about harems floating around, Alexander Pope joked with Lady Mary Wortley Montagu about her trip to Constantinople that she’d better be careful of the cultural influence. One instance he gave of the strangeness of life in the East was that apparently women could only be served sliced cucumbers* in the harem because otherwise it might…give them ideas…about something. Probably thongs weren’t involved, though. He was also worried about her losing her soul and her husband getting circumcised.
*No cucumbers were harmed in the making of this post.
Well I figured it wasn’t your receipt xD (where’d you find it? :O )
Not worried about you, Ami, but some of the MRA/MGTOWers around here are very literal-minded.
I can’t remember where I found it. It’s been floating around online for a bit.
The receipt is an obvious fake. No real Texan would let the gub’mint levy taxes on him, because Taxation Is Theft.
I agree, Johnny Pez. Taxes are only used to support feminists. So it is Theft. And make it illegal for women to buy phallic shaped produce!
$4.84 for motor oil? That’s a steal!
/car guy
//only thing I buy at Walmart
“Self Check-Out”?
Cowardice.
i didn’t know sales tax was that high in TX.
Also off topic:
Just seen Beyonce’s new video:
Can only imagine the joy it’s going to provoke in the manosphere…
The shopper should have used a coupon for the lubricants. He or she could have saved $2. At least the cucumbers were a rollback price that day, saving 6 cents. You have to be wise about your money if you’re kinky during a recession.
It all sounds pretty fun except the thongs. Those things are stupid beyond words.