Breaking Boner: How a dick-pic receiver got her revenge

The fine art of conversation.

The fine art of conversation.

So that’s the beginning to what has to be my favorite creepy convo I’ve seen posted to the Reddit CreepyPMs subreddit yet. I don’t want to SPOIL anything, but let’s just say that the unidentified pink lady in this conversation comes up with a rather unique way to send this dick-pic-posting male correspondent packing.

See here for the rest, and here for the Reddit thread. Oh, and don’t worry, you won’t have to look at his c*ck, or any other horrifying thing, and nothing else will be spoiled if you scroll down through all the pics. (You’ll get what I’m talking about in a second.)

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Posted on February 15, 2014, in awesome, creepy, dick pics, men who should not ever be with women ever, misogyny, penises, reddit, sexual harassment and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 13 Comments.

  1. Roses are red,
    Violets are blue -
    I wanna take pics
    of my dick next to you!

  2. 1. This doesn’t really happen! Women are just making it up!
    2. This is a compliment and women should be pleased when it happens.
    3. OK, so this happens, but it’s not that big a deal compared to the soul-crushing awfulness of having women not respond to your messages. Have some sympathy for the guys, it’s your constant rejection that’s making them act like this.

    Just though I’d summarize the responses that our usual trolls were about to post and save them some time.

  3. mildlymagnificent

    I am consumed with envy.

    That woman is brilliant!

  4. Muhahahaha!

  5. Svelinya is my kind of person. German, and baaaaad. :twisted:

  6. I love that she warned him, and then gave him an out, and he just kept talking about his dick anyway. Dude. Seriously.

  7. Wow, this reminds me of a similar story back when I was at Harvard!

    Okay, so Harvard has tourists traipsing around it all the damn time, especially in summer, which was when I was studying there. A great story (the veracity of which I have no way of knowing) that went around, friend-of-a-friend style, was of some poor bozo whose dorm room was on the first floor. Now, one weekend morning, dude was awoken by a rapping upon his window. He rose to find a family of painfully earnest tourists standing outside.

    Dude, groggy and quite annoyed, goes to ask what the hell they could possibly want from him on a weekend morning.

    Their response? They want to tour his dorm room.

    Dude notes that the family has brand-new copies of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince under their arms. (It came out during that summer.) He shouts at them, “DUMBLEDORE DIES!” shuts his window, shuts the blinds, and goes back to sleep.

  8. Wow, the misandry is palpable. Even past his true courage to display himself before such a judgmental woman, he innocently sent a picture of his genitalia, which, ignoring that she didn’t want it, she probably wanted. And what does he get in return? A modest “thank you”? No! He has his man-show-experience forever tainted by a woman. A man-driven show. Man-hating woman. People who say misandry doesn’t exist are wearing glasses.

    Misandry-not-seeing glasses.

    Misandry.

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