An Anti-Valentine’s Day message to all the Men Going Their Own Way
Even cats are discombobulated by the evil that is Valentine's Day
Today, on this terrible so-called holiday, devoted to hearts and flowers and men giving things to ladies that are on average more expensive than the things ladies give to men, statistically speaking, I would like to relay a few words of hope to all the brave and noble Men Going Their Own Way, from our friend Spidey on MGTOWforums.com. Yes, it is true that “Valentines day is nothing more then another day where women have their egos inflated.” But remember this:
For every one of you that stays single, there is some b**** out there spending valentines day alone unable to force you to waste time and money on her
Stay strong, fellas. Resist the lure of the evil ladies and their never ending hunger for diamonds and chocolate and your precious seed.
Today, fellas, take a few moments to silently relaxate. Here, author Ronald Chevalier (who couldn’t possibly be Jemaine Clement of Flight of the Conchords) illustrates how, without threatening your seed.
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Posted on February 14, 2012, in $MONEY$, cock blockade, evil women, I'm totally being sarcastic, kitties, MGTOW, misogyny. Bookmark the permalink. 159 Comments.
@Holly:
GPSKMOSD? Terrible acronym…
GI-MOSD, now that’s an acronym worth reclaiming. ^_^
Holly: Oh, man, I would be down with that. Can I have onions in the kebab? And bondage to go with the sex bit?
Grilled Pepper And Squash Kebabs And Mutual Oral Sex Day!
…I feel like I just reclaimed something.
Mmmm…those both sound good! So much better than Steak and Joyless Blowjob Day.
Yay! A friend of mine just got engaged on St. Valentine’s Day!
SUCK IT MRA!
Oh my gosh, I missed the part where someone called us fat! (On account of the snuggling, and the mutually pleasurable and desired sex, and the watching of John Carpenter’s The Thing). Y’all, I am heartbroken that this man doesn’t think I’m thin enough, and therefore sexy enough. I renounce this foolish life of feminism! Where do I find a dude who wants me to give him blowjobs regardless of whether I find it enjoyable?
DYOR: I can’t wait until tomorrow because my sweet cupcake will cook me a steak and will not complain when giving her man what he likes.
That sounds like you have a problem in your relationship.
I’ve always had a problem with, “steak and blowjob day”, because 1: It seems to be a “tit for tat” sort of thing, as if Valentine’s Day is something women are forcing on men.
My experience has always been that men want to do it as much as women do. That, in years past, when being more obviously affectionate was harder, it was a way to say they cared without seeming like a wimp.
2: If blowjobs are a chore, something one gets only a s special treat, then your partner doesn’t enjoy them, and really shouldn’t be doing it.
3: I don’t have to wait for special occasions. My partners do it when they feel like it, which is more than a couple of times a year.
You seem to hate it when a man gets what he wants without any complaining,
You seem to like thinking feminists are unhappy. Trust us, if it was making us unhappy, we’d be working to change it. Since it’s not (see all the feminists who are in relationships; even in this age of legally obtainable divorces, without an act of parliament), you may assume most of them (because some people are too stubborn to cut their losses), are happy.
When someone tells me they like giving blowjobs, I believe them. When they tell me this as I’m saying I’m not in the mood for one, and they look a bit sad, I really believe them.
I could care less what your girlfriend looks like (or what she likes to do with, or to, you. I don’t care what she likes done with, or to, her). I am sure, from the little interactions we are having here, that a large number of, “chubby”, women are happy you aren’t interested.
I’m also pretty sure you are feeling a bit insecure in how your partner looks, or you’d not be trying to score, “man points” by the passive aggressive negging in your comment.
So enjoy that blowjob, and sometime next week think about this… many of the posters here will be getting/giving blowjobs (and liking it), screwing in the halls, having anal, shagging comfortably in the morning because they can, attending orgies (or having a quiet little ménage a trois with a friend; long term or just for the evening), enjoying a pleasant dinner with one of their multiple partners, etc, and going on with the regularly active sex lives they routinely enjoy.
Even the fat ones.
Oh hey, that reminds me, since someone pointed out “Fuck Nestle”
There is *also* non-conflict chocolate, though I forget the brand names atm. It’s a bit more expensive, but the price is well worth the cost of admission. Comparing it against similarly priced chocolate that uses what is basically slave labor, it’s better.
You left out cuddling.
Here’s a guide to ethically produced chocolate brands:
http://vision.ucsd.edu/~kbranson/stopchocolateslavery/main.html
For every one of your MRA morons who stays single to “show” women, there is some woman out there fucking someone else. And enjoying every second of it. And not giving a shit about you.
I spent most of Valentine’s day alone, (meaning not with my boyfriend) because I don’t give a rat’s arse about this day.
We just went to sleep together quickly, but not before I showed him the oatmeal’s silly valentine’s cards. Which could, technically, I guess, count as celebrating.
@lowquacks: That sucks.
I hope the other 364 days of your year are awesome.
@Kendra: Thanks! We talked about eloping to Vegas, actually. But I can’t bear the thought of my parents not being at my wedding (I like them!), and my mother is disabled in ways that will keep her from traveling anywhere anytime soon. So we’re planning on getting married on my parents’ farm with immediate family only, and throwing a big old reception/party on his parents’ farm with everyone we can think of, so we don’t have to be the center of attention. We figure we’ll save money on the ceremony and spend it on the PARTAY! instead.
I’d point out to DYOR that I am “feminine and thin,” but (a) I don’t need to justify myself to random Internet asshats, (b) I would be equally valuable as a human being if I were not-feminine and/or fat, and (c) he wouldn’t believe me anyway.
@tenya: Minimalist wedding planning FTW. Maybe I’ll start calling my wedding-related blog posts the “Minimalist Wedding” series.
Thanks Rutee and Holly. I’ll give my grandmother a gander at that list, too (since she likes organic/high quality food and has a lot of it at the house).
Now my Mexican Chocolate Pie can taste better (made it in Thanksgiving with the slave labor chocolate, Nestle. Yes, I know, I was ignorant back then.
Though to be fair, it’s a mediocre chocolate on it’s own, the bitterness is too much, and when you try to use it for chocolate-covered snacks…disgusting. Someone needs to tell Nestle that “Bittersweet” doesn’t mean “disgusting”. Someone also needs to tell them to apologize for what they did in Africa, but what do I know.)
The trouble with chocolate (and, well, most food products) is that the ethical brands cost $3 a bar and I am poor
That’s supposed to be the not-happy-looking smiley.
“The trouble with chocolate (and, well, most food products) is that the ethical brands cost $3 a bar and I am poor”
I’m in the same position.
@Captainbathrobe
+1
Wow, we’re all so impressed by your attention span.
Yep. All that “Hey, my S/O and I did this thing together and had a great time!” is just them grumping about the grump they grumped with their grump.
Useless fact #95803; My father’s birth name was Happy. It never bothered my mother or any of my sisters.
I’m also jealous of invisible sky daddies, easter bunnies and teeth fairies.
Citation needed.
I type words onto the internets, therefore I’m a fatty fat fat-ass.
Also I live in my mother’s basement and subsist on only a diet of Cheetoes and Mt. Dew. True story.
Hey, we have a “Happy” among the blog commenters, is zie a man by any chance?