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Fighting the Scourge of MisPandry

Mispandry hurts everyone.

 

The BBC is taking a lot of heat for including a panda in a list of the top 12 female “faces of the year” for 2011. As the Daily Edge explains:

While the men category featured 12 actual men, the women’s page featured 11 women and one panda, albeit a female panda.

There’s a new Twitter hashtag — #pandagate — for those who wish to express brief thoughts on the matter.

I too, am outraged. A panda on the female list but none on the male list? This is blatant discrimination against male pandas. Mispandry, if you will. And it is discrimination against pandas generally.

ALL OF THE ENTRIES IN BOTH LISTS SHOULD BE PANDAS!

This is just one more example of mispandrist Anti-Pandaism in contemporary culture.

Here you can see more anti-Pandaism in action – notice the crowd laughing – laughing! – at this panda’s athletic prowess.

 

And here is some footage obtained from an illegal underage panda fighting ring.

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