Orgasms, away?
Fellas! Better hold on to yourselves, because I’ve got some terrible news for you.
Actually, you’d better NOT hold on to yourselves. Because this is the news, straight from that always 100% reliable news source, the Men’s Rights subreddit:
I wonder if manginal orgasms are still allowed?
Like this:
Posted on January 8, 2013, in antifeminism, MRA, oppressed men, rape, reddit, sex and tagged men's rights, MRA, reddit, sex. Bookmark the permalink. 777 Comments.
We could also fill lots of their condiment bottles with Vegemite. Wouldn’t do ‘em any harm (hey, it’s the health food of a nation!) but boy would they get a nasty surprise.
My mom’s excuse was that the rats were sick, but instead of having surgery performed or having them put down she tried to drug them to death.
Also +1 Hellkell’s response to Abnoy.
Also, put vegemite in their shampoo and say it’s for drop bears.
Or even better - rub Vegemite in their hair and release them in drop bear territory.
Forgot to say what I should have first - that is so horrible, whataboutthemoonz.
I wonder if there was an element of people’s idea about what constitutes a proper pet in there too. I notice that most people don’t make those kinds of jokes about dogs, and I can’t imagine a parent who wasn’t batshit in all other kinds of ways trying to drug a dog themselves rather than taking it to the vet to be put down.
whataboutthmoonz, you probably won’t see this, but THAT IS SO FUCKED UP. Not just the killing, but the joking. You have all the hugs in the world from me, if you want them. Rats are fucking amazing, not that any animal deserves to be treated as disposable. :’(
Cassandra: there is an element of “this animal cost $10 so I can’t pay $50 for vet care”. And there is definitely a hierarchy of what pets are acceptable to have/care about. People smell.
Someone should ask if they’re willing to spend money on the kids they got, presumably, for free. Or by accident.