This just in: Girls are stinky.
Over on The Spearhead, a fella name Towgunner offers up these observations on the young ladies of today. (I’ve broken his wall of text into shorter paragraphs.)
I’m beginning to notice a couple of odd trends amongst the younger females, which are quite surprising.
1. more and more women smell – BO, ass, a dog, a cat, stale, unwashed
2. many are losing their hair.
This generation of women is so cuddled and brainwashed that their complete messes. Even though their “demanding” “careers” do indeed keep them locked to their cubical/nest they’re new masters, TV (gays anatomy) tell them cleaning is beneath them. And after cycling class (more hamster running) they collapse in their studio or 1 br beehive condo…crap everywhere. …
FYI next time you’re in a CVS go check out the hair products section, note the number of “volumizers” available (for women of course), this is something new, they didn’t need this before.
I have also heard reports that they have cooties as well. Although I think I heard this when I was about five or six.
Last I checked, Towgunner’s comment had gotten 30 upvotes and only one downvote. Evidently there are stinky women everywhere!
Posted on November 18, 2011, in disgusting women, men who should not ever be with women ever, misogyny, MRA, the spearhead. Bookmark the permalink. 157 Comments.
“EVIL (WHITEMAL) EMPIRE
A HEEL VILE MERIT WIMP”
If I might suggest a revision:
MERIT? HA! WIMP. VILE EEL.
O-oh yeah? Well you all are stinky and stoopid! *retracts back into coral to cry*
Dawwwww
MellerMen have to be telling youall SOMETHING when we start talking about wifebots and robocuties, when we start talking about collectible dolls or soft, fluffy pets or stuffed animals rather than spending time with women!
Yes, but it’s not what you think you are saying.
What I see is that real women, aren’t your cup of tea, and Real Dolls seem to be more your speed.
Normally, I would not write a comment like this on a manboobz, page asserting that “women stink”,
The actual evidence of your past behavior contradicts this statement.
hellkell: Wow, Meller thinks we’re stinky. I n other news, water is wet.
Only at room temperature (and sea level): in the world of DKM.
Xanthe: JohnnyBB, even Mellertron realised it was becoming a worn-out cliché, and that it was being parodied incessantly. Such as my comment above (which plays nicely on the UK/Oz word for a trunk).
He says he stopped at our request. I don’t recall anyone (much less any sort of consensus) asking him to stop. Perhaps there was an arbitration firm commissioned to make a ruling, and it went against him?
In any case, this seems to be the only place he has stopped doing it.
Women of the 20s and 30s with real womanly hair would be the Seven Sutherland Sisters:
http://tywkiwdbi.blogspot.com/2010/11/seven-sisters-with-very-long-hair.html
http://www.sideshowworld.com/13-TGOD/2006/tgod7sutherlands.html
There was even a New Yorker woodcut cartoon of the era by the great John Held, Jr. about them but I can’t seem to find an image.
Oh, man, I am jealous of their hair now.
Realistically, I know that seven feet of hair would be insanely annoying and a huge amount of work to take care of (especially when it’s as thick as theirs looks!)…but there’s a little part of me that doesn’t care and is horribly jealous anyway.
So their solution is to hate women and demand they stop working just because they want to feel needed? Screw that. I can’t believe I have to say this in 2011 but women are human beings and we have every right to live our lives the way we see fit. The first basic requirement of being an adult is to work to support yourself and most women, like most men, are doing just that.
Evil Bamboozled Art Fund
So that’s where Bosch came from.
So their solution is to hate women and demand they stop working just because they want to feel needed? Screw that. I can’t believe I have to say this in 2011 but women are human beings and we have every right to live our lives the way we see fit. The first basic requirement of being an adult is to work to support yourself and most women, like most men, are doing just that.
Quackers, I’m pretty sure he doesn’t think women are human beings.
As for the hair issue, I really don’t know what to say. I know overuse of hair extensions can cause temporary bald patches if they stress out the scalp too much. But I don’t think women are getting hair extensions because of feminism.
As for smelling bad, I wonder if that’s because people in general are wearing less perfume and cologne these days. I know my workplace is scent-free as a matter of policy, and it’s far from the only one. If you’re used to people smelling like Chanel No. 5 all the time, it might be a bit of a shock to smell someone who just smells like person and unscented deodorant. That said, I’ve been in a scent-free workplace for several years now and the people there generally don’t smell bad.
“The first basic requirement of being an adult is to work to support yourself and most women, like most men, are doing just that.”
Really? People with disabilities that mean they can’t support themselves aren’t adults? Stay-at-home parents who don’t support themselves-men and women-lose adulthood status? I know that’s not what you meant, but you’re invalidating a whole swath of people here.
I’d say that stay-at-home parenting would fall under “work to support yourself” as it’s not like you’re just faffing around doing nothing (no said “paid” work, right?) — though I agree that “to the best of your ability” would be a good addition to that requirement.
“Really? People with disabilities that mean they can’t support themselves aren’t adults? Stay-at-home parents who don’t support themselves–men and women–lose adulthood status? I know that’s not what you meant, but you’re invalidating a whole swath of people here.”
Maybe we should change it from working = adulthood to working being necessary for almost everyone right now? People who are disabled and can’t support themselves aren’t worth less as human beings, but from what I’ve read on abelist blogs it’s still much more difficult to live if you can’t work-but that is really a whole other blog post.
I could not agree more
Yea I should have worded it better, sorry. What I meant to get across was what right do misogynists have to tell women who are physically and mentally able to work and who choose to work to support themselves give that up just because they want to feel “needed”
Kathleen:
I would swear there was bathing in the Inquisition. At least for the nuns: