More #Fidelbogenisms from @Fidelbogen, brave Counter-Feminist Tortoise-Fighting Ant Warrior of Truth

This is actually the picture of himself he uses for his YouTube vidoes.

This is actually the picture of himself he uses for his YouTube vidoes.

I know I just wrote about it, but our Counter-Feminist pal Fidelbogen’s Twitter feed is turning into the funniest thing on Twitter next to 80sDonDraper.

Seriously. Here are some recent tweets. And remember, Fidelbogens are incapable of humor. Fidelbogen is a very serious fellow, as you can see from the picture above, and from his stylish new Twitter avatar. All of these Tweets are in deadly earnest. You might say that Fidelbogen is as serious as an army of Counter-Feminist ants crawling into the shell of a tortoise in an attempt to, I guess, tickle it to death or something.

Dude, you know that “worker” and “soldier” ants are female, and that they’re all working for The Queen?

Fidelbogen: Defeating feminism with awkward metaphors since whenever he started.

Why does reading Fidelbogen always make me hungry?

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Posted on June 26, 2013, in a voice for men, antifeminism, creepy, drama kings, fidelbogen, grandiosity, I am making a joke, imaginary oppression, MGTOW, misogyny, MRA, none dare call it conspiracy, straw feminists, the eternal solipsism of the MRA mind, the sound of his own voice, whaaaaa? and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 158 Comments.

  1. Orion Anderson, welcome! Here’s a welcome package, http://artistryforfeminismandkittens.wordpress.com/the-official-man-boobz-complimentary-welcome-package/

    Orion was a troll that was here a few days ago. He is a PUA and a man child. His arguments were pretty much “I know what you are, but what am I?”
    David did a post on him called “from the mouth of the trolls…” I’d link it but I’m on a phone so its mighty difficult… The post was from a few days ago, and its about Orion saying something like “rape isn’t neccasary because I have The Game.”

  2. Here’s the troll — http://manboobz.com/2013/05/16/hypergamy-how-the-harebrained-notion-of-white-nationalist-f-roger-devlin-took-the-manosphere-by-storm/comment-page-6/#comment-319452

    Please note that I only go off on people like that when they go after my friends.

    From the mouth of trolls was Obsidian. I’ll grab that link in a moment.

    And welcome non-troll Orion Anderson!

  3. @auggziliary, That was actually Obsidian Files, a different troll

    http://manboobz.com/2013/06/22/from-the-mouths-of-trolls-rape-is-unneccessary-if-youve-got-game/

    orion’s shtick, as I recall, was more “explain to me why I shouldn’t be an asshole”

  4. Hmm… I missed this thread.

    And I think that From the mouth of trolls is from Obsidian Files.

  5. Ninja’ed. And yes, Orion was the proud asshole.

  6. Yeah, I know his whole “Pleasing my dick is more important than having the barest amount of human decency” thing was what really got to LBT. I just couldn’t remember if there was anything else to him.

  7. If that was MRAL, I wonder if he was deliberately messing with me. I used to engage with him a fair bit back in the day.

  8. Speaking of MRAL, we have at least four other creepy trolls that never go away, right? Because after too much math, I have four surveys I’m comfortable excluding as being troll data. I’ll explain the math when it’s all done, or at least after pecunium sees my final “so this is what I went with, does it make sense outside my head?” email because I’m not sure I can explain my logic coherently…I need sleep. And to figure out how to display some of the more massive chunks of data.

  9. Sleep, Argenti!

  10. CassandraSays

    Pell, Diogenes, B*don, Stoner (liable to show up on any feminist-leaning blog), the other stereotypical angry geekboy who isn’t Diogenes (the one who loves Hitchens), Slavey, Meller. Could be any of those. Could also be any of the dudes whose blogs David regularly pulls quotes from.

  11. I think Slavey, and Meller, at least, are gone; neither ever mastered the art of socking and both were banned ages ago, so if they did the survey, that means they’ve been hanging around reading the blog in impotent rage for a year.

    Which, now that I say that, sounds entirely possible.

  12. Wow that picture is so creepy I was afraid I was going to have a bad dream from it.

  13. “Female Supremacism is a desire for Female Supremacy. When Female Supremacism finally has its way, Female Supremacy is the result.”

    Holy shite, is this legitimately the thought process of someone allowed to dress and feed themselves? Did he actually look at those words and think. “Other people need to know I wrote this.”

    He also totally looks like Charles Manson.

  14. 1) that should say five troll surveys
    2) y’all gonna love my method (see, I couldn’t just declare anyone that was an outlier on anything a troll, because that picked up all disabled (un)employed students)
    3) location, urban/rural, lurker status, age, education and class are done. Disability is probably next as I did the math but didn’t graph it, then gender and ethnicity. Then the huge religion section. Then freeze peach!!

  15. RE: Falconer

    *SNORT* I WISH orion was just a character giving me narrative problems. Would’ve made him much less irritating.

  16. Orion-not-the-troll, welcome!

  17. His tweets remind me of those Chuck Norris t-shirts with a misogynist twist.

  18. Meller just faded away, and NWO was put on permamod, which harshed his lack of mellow, and he left.

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